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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №152225
 05.05.2019
The guy brought a laptop for cleaning, then when he took it, lighted a lamp in the screw and looked at something carefully.

I asked what he was looking there and the guy explains that he was wearing a laptop for cleaning and he was just washed with a compressor without disassembling it, now he is gluing a little plasticine into the screw hat)

And, by the way, a good way to know if you have a note or not.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №152224
 05.05.2019
A well-beaten deputy better understands the needs of the people.

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №152223
 05.05.2019
Preamble to Israel, Haifa All residents know that after the fires on Mount Carmel in November 16th, the cabbages that were previously divided from unbuilt areas to dig in the garbage, now have become not only everyday but sometimes a everyday phenomenon. (Scroll or write a Haifa Kaban or copy it in Hebrew)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №152222
 05.05.2019
Daughter Alsu won the world championship in figure skating, bypassing son Ian Rudkovskaya only 0.5 million. The ruble.

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