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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №65214
 05.06.2012
Q: Does she have a man?
HH: And right away: and there is no Pachem? :D
You are the fucker.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65213
 05.06.2012
From Forum

xxx: Find the cheapest way to connect two compasses.
yyy: Clay Moment 12p tube. So you connect, fuck you disconnect))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №65212
 05.06.2012
<xxx> by the way, I watched somewhere in the courtyard to make a warm track.
<xxx> a tractor was digged in the cane, there were 4 workers standing next to it, all in glasses and, communicating with each other, did not use mat (!!!)
<xxx> well pure academy of sciences on exit

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №65211
 05.06.2012
How women can troll each other! From the listener:
It is wonderful! The boss says you need an aural, and you are alone from the whole office going out for all the holidays. A colleague asks to help her unravel the storm - and you end up making a report instead of her. The sister says she is sick, and you run to the pharmacies and take nephews with you, although she has a husband at home. You take the bag of a neighbor's grandmother, you walk her saucer. I can’t understand one thing – if you’re so indiscriminate, why are you a virgin at 25?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №65210
 05.06.2012
From the discussion of the episode of the series, in which the main character for the first time in several seasons, finally, slept with the main character:

Phunkybird: I can bet it was the most long-awaited sex in his life.
GESHEM: Ahahah, it was the most long-awaited sex in my lifeXDDD

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65209
 05.06.2012
I read the first page of the report to understand from which site it is taken.
90% is one of the first 3 Google links.
9% is a mixture of the first three Google links.
1% is an independent work that can be read to the end.
I do not accept referrals without protection.
Teacher of Computer Science and Computer Engineering.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №65208
 05.06.2012
H: When we touch an object whose temperature is higher than that of the body, it seems warm. When an object has a temperature below the body temperature, it feels cold. So what a hell when two people foot each other, everyone feels warm. One must be warm, the other cold.
The temperature of different parts of the body is different
D: Yes, I constantly embrace people.
N: Over the throat until it’s cold.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65207
 05.06.2012

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