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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6460
 05.06.2008
Ninko
What are you doing now?
Playing
I take off my sports trousers.
Ninko
Continue to...
Playing
Then the tile...
Ninko
And then, continue...
Playing
I’m starting to shoot Mike.
Ninko
...
Playing
I discovered that I took off the shorts along with the pants.
Playing
I’m looking for cowards on the floor.
Playing
I cannot find...
Playing
The relatives come in and see me sitting on the baskets and naked.
Playing
I’m in my pants in front of me.
Playing
Tomorrow we’ll go with the whole family to Narik 0_o

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6459
 05.06.2008
Fuck, my head hurts.
Tagged: Shuyali
Nuts: Maybe a thrombus, maybe an infection, maybe something else. It is necessary to perform MRI, lumbar puncture and blood tests for infection, parasites and proteins.
NER: O_O
Ner: You will die
Nuts: Fuck, and even less to look at the house)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6458
 05.06.2008
[22:26:24] <Che_burashka> I am tall, blue-eyed brunette athletic bodybuilding
[22:26:40] <Che_burashka> joke
[22:26:45] <Viola> my uncle says so about himself
[22:26:56] <Viola> so what are you?
[22:27:13] <Che_burashka> bald, thin, small, classy grey
[22:27:24] <Viola> I 23-164-51
[22:27:45] <Che_burashka> is this your number on the telogreek?
[22:28:03] <Viola> you are also evil

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №6457
 05.06.2008
Here is another saying that our generation is gone, a clear example of what is not:
I go out of the corner and suddenly my grandmother and we are synchronous with her "Pray!"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6456
 05.06.2008
Where does Runet begin? With the CCS...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6455
 05.06.2008
Here is the rest of the weekend:
My girlfriend's parents left for the whole weekend, so we broke up to intimate...
Now she’s sitting graduate doing, and I’m sitting next to her, with a member named ‘saviour’. and :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6454
 05.06.2008
He is:
Jay, I want you so.

She is:
I’ve been sick for three days, I’m probably nervous.

He is:
Oh not. I no longer want

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6453
 05.06.2008
Vicious> K. Rice: "The United States has overcome a lot on the road to good"
Serg M> The main obstacles were that good is alien. ))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №6452
 05.06.2008
You lied to me, I thought you were working, and you were admin!!!and (

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6451
 05.06.2008
He’s one of those people who use hand dryers in the toilet while passing by the scrap.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6450
 05.06.2008
Pagost: and if her ischo and patch it - a good half of your headaches - will suddenly shrink into being =)
DarkFilin: You take your Odmin shots deeper into yourself...
You should study physics only for self-development purposes.
Pagost: I know physics, ept
DarkFilin : Yes? If you swim in a swimming pool on a boat... a stone lies in a boat (and it does not sink) - what happens if you throw a stone into the pool?
Pagost: Should I throw a stone if the boat does not sink? = p
DarkFilin: Fuck, I asked to push my Odmin shots deeper...

Nahuya swimming in a swimming pool on a boat, and yet with a stone?

Pizzas will give him the amins of the pool, bp

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6449
 05.06.2008
Bear: My mother is constantly saying "I need to sleep with the problem". I was angry with the old man, and now he is oppressing me. Should I sleep with her too?

My mom does not advise.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6448
 05.06.2008
When they show Medvedev in the chair, for some reason there is a feeling that his legs hang from the chair without reaching the floor... And when he says something serious, he talks with them over and over...

But he has a head, the sugar is big.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №6447
 05.06.2008
I read a quote about the evangelists of the American continent who wrote the book in the period from 2 B.C.E. 4 and plush.
The counter showed 666.
Symbolically

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №6446
 05.06.2008
Lady Mefisto: It seems that the standard of the ideal quotation has changed... In the place of "huyace O_o" comes "in my mouth the legs!"))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6445
 05.06.2008
I woke up in the morning and think I’ll read it.
Anyone who brushes their teeth at half a.m. will understand me.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6444
 05.06.2008
Top Abyss

1: [ 55 ] [discuss] added 2008-06-03 20:08
I am abandoned by my bride because of my work, because I am gone, and I disappear all day at work.
Mary I love you!Bring me to the top please, sorry.
The Senate.
2: [ 47 ] [ discuss] added 2008-06-02 20:47
XXX: He seemed strange when he put both the rings on my finger.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №6443
 05.06.2008
The RBC:
Clinton agrees to be Obama’s right hand

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6442
 05.06.2008
Bobry
Hi to you! You do not have any known zoologists. You need to figure out a couple of questions: how does the fly with its wings mount up its legs when it is about to sit on the ceiling? And as a carcass rolls into the body: lowers its head and runs around a circle? He has a head like a screw... roughly speaking.

Hoollywear
D is burning

Hoollywear
Walk to Isho!

Bobry
Well, I’m seriously!!!!!!!!!!!! Please find out who knows.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6441
 05.06.2008
SEMKA^: I sat the cat on the leg delicious came... I thought the cat knows how to mate)

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