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[ + 69 - ] [15 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48498
 05.06.2011
Ladies and gentlemen "! Do not speculate with a term that you do not understand. Feminism implies the right of women to education, respect, to the right to make decisions, to the right not to be a “second sort” and exclusively an automate on household and the continuation of the race, no more, while the woman, claiming that she is also a human being, remains the weak sex. After all, not all women are fierce feminism fans. But any woman does not have as strong muscles as a man, not such a high endurance, different psyche, and also - heels (we try for you)! Take them for 8 hours - then you can not give me a seat in public transportation.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №48497
 05.06.2011
That’s how much Besson filmed the “Fifth Element” if Jovovich makes a normal jump from 57 dubl?? to

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48496
 05.06.2011
Opk (00:22:01 5/06/2011)
The porn thriller is fun.
Shamefully
incomprehensible
Everyone is fucking

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №48495
 05.06.2011
You have reached the End of the Internet", fucking, how the end of the universe has reached, all fucking and nowhere else.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №48494
 05.06.2011
I live separately, periodically visiting my home. Sometimes there is a granddaughter (6 years old). Of course, grandmothers buy him all kinds of tastes.
I: Why don’t you buy me sweets when I come? = is
Brother: Vodka and potatoes with lantern?and ;)
I: Yeah... with age the tastes change...)

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №48493
 05.06.2011
A generation of children has grown, whose fathers will inherit accounts in all sorts of MMORPGs.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №48492
 05.06.2011
xxx: What people put on avatar pictures of all kinds of vanilla or photographs of actors, for example - it's all shit! Here my sister puts some mega formulas on higher mathematics on the avatar, and then herself in the comments rushes over them.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №48491
 05.06.2011
She: Do you want to come to me?
He: Mmm, what do you have to offer me?
She: a hot bath, candles, champagne and me.
Are there any pellets?
She: Well... yes.
He says: I am running!

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №48490
 05.06.2011
Summer is the time when you realize that sex is sweating, and the real shit is scratching mosquito bites.

[ + 87 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48489
 05.06.2011
The MDA. I went out to the balcony to smoke, and here the pigeon passed by the wind in the back ?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №48488
 05.06.2011
Boys, it’s time to avenge the girls for their crazed underwear! None of them can imagine how to stretch a regular belt with a fixed lock!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №48487
 05.06.2011
My mother at dr. Lily gave me. And they smell heartbreaking... Daddy thought everything was going to go where they were. I sit on the toilet, and instead of an air refresher, a bouquet of lilies.
I love Dad.

[ + 92 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48486
 05.06.2011
Ready to bet - those who attached themselves to Kudrin for the shot down bombardment, never saw the New Arbat in the eyes. I explained.

This road is not in 8, not in 9 lanes, and all its one and a half kilometers - attention! There is only one ground pedestrian crossing. The rest are underground - and they are normally located within a hundred or two meters. What kind of idiot do you have to be to think of it?

As for the driver - said, mirror, all things. The driver, in general, a good guy - if he did not slow down the speed, nothing could save the person.

I understand that not everyone likes officials. But thinking not "as everything" is also sometimes useful. Plush the plush - maybe, on whom it works

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №48485
 05.06.2011
Dimon said that tomorrow the EGE
A few more guys confirmed.
Do the servants not deceive me?
Tagged: rumors

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №48484
 05.06.2011
Another way to get a woman between her legs is to put her on her neck (

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №48483
 05.06.2011
from torrent. Wauw distributes the game, which he himself wrote:
xxxh: if you get damage for a long time, then the HP goes a long way to the minus - was it so intended?
ууу:just the death is not yet realized :) After all, in the diablo-like game must be somewhere in the city, and the city is not yet
Suddenly I understood why, according to the biblical version, Adam and Eve lived 900 years:
death was not yet realized because there was no city

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №48482
 05.06.2011
Max: A qualified specialist! The engineer blows! ... decided now to fold the wire, not pulled out of the socket, and with a knife on the wires... the hands shake, the eyes show with a black spot in the middle, a hole in the knife with a little :(

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №48481
 05.06.2011
In general, my parents are great. My mom gave me a large wallet. I open, and there is a stake of money 5000 and 1000. I naturally rejoice, I jump out of happiness, I come up with what I will buy and here my mom says, "And you wear glasses and look at the wallet more closely." It turned out that the money was fake (Then the dad brought a box with eyebrows, like gold. It turned out that aerosol painted ordinary jewelry. It’s like it’s over my three eyes. I have good parents, they love me.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №48480
 05.06.2011
I need to tell Arshavin’s grandmother not to send him chips anymore, or he’s completely upset.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №48479
 05.06.2011
x>Dream definitely needs to fit the girl immediately.
Y> Why is it so urgent? and :)
x>Sell for his laptop writing in chrome "y" releases youporn, write "p" releases pornhub, write "r" releases Redtube!! to
Y> I don’t know such websites.. em. I have bad news for you too :D

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