It’s amazing how quickly people change interests. It seemed like yesterday I dreamed of a dog, and today I want to fly away from this fucking planet.

Everyone noticed that a group of grandmothers of 3 units can fence a pavement of any width. and. and.

I recently went to the universe with a group. He points to several girls standing nearby and says “I know them, but we don’t communicate with them anymore.” I answered "What, did they call you back after sex?". You would see his face! ^ ^ ^

Baby, what about me? ^ ^ ^
I: And you are in the army, Carlson.

We learn the child from the nipple, the word "soppa" he understands very well. For a long time we thought about how to call it in conversation, first suffered "something that cannot be called", and now we call the nipple simply - Voland De Mort.

News on the hub about the dedicated Internet highway, comment:
Now, according to Reuters, 4/5 of the population of Africa does not have access to the Internet.
Four-fifths of the population in Africa have no access to food.

Connect to Unlimited. The apartment slowly but surely loses its residential appearance.

I will have the same socks today.

and DDZ:
The installation in the macos is usually this: "Master, let the helpless creature disrupt your invaluable labor process?"
In the window: "Yes, there is. Show me where is the refrigerator with my beer, my bed, and sort it out and get out of here.

Democracy is a disease transmitted by air bombing.

In the village of Zhuliany (near Kiev) the local business is the supervision of Vietnamese children whose parents trade here at the bazar.
In the family of their relatives for six years lived a brother (from birth) and a sister (from three years old) their mother traded on the Troeshkin market, and the father studied in the graduate school. Parents rarely come to the children. It is time to go to Vietnam. And there's the problem - the kids don't speak Vietnamese at all and Russian too. But they know Ukrainian perfectly (a very useful language in Vietnam!) is
A girl called her babysitter from Hanoi and cried “Ba-a-aba Lida!” I do not understand them! I want a hall! And those narrow eyes feed me with rice!"

Leno_K: It is summer now! You won’t get rid of the fat, light!
Feylook: It is not fat! This is the belts of fidelity to the cakes!

The robbers hijacked the treasurer with a bottle of beer.

I think comments are superfluous.

The world is going crazy... I write a course, I can’t come up with a synonym for the word "user", I’m looking in the net, and, Oh, WONDER!!! He found exactly what I was looking for:

Chennai Madurai Salem Delhi Mumbai Pune Bhopal Trichy Tirupur coimbatore Cuddalore Dindigul Erode Kanchipuram Karur Nagapattinam Namakkal Perambalur Ramanathapuram Pudukkottai Thanjavur Theni Thirunelveli Thiruvallur Thiruvannamalai Kerala Vellore Virudhunagar Agra Gujarat bangalore Puducherry India Kolkata Thiruvananthapuram Kochi Hyderabad Madras Karnataka

Advice what to choose? The eyes are running...

x: My daughter ordered a smartphone and shoes for tango (!) What would you advise? Price is the only preference: a reasonable combination of price and quality.
and 1. ) Sensory or sensory?
2nd) What color?
3 ) What will be done with him? Do you need navigation?
4 ) The size. Some girls like shoes, some don’t.
Thanks, I have already bought it! What she needs from the phone I don’t know, just she started refusing to go to school because of the fact that she has the worst device in the class!
Working as a teacher...

Glad you didn’t see me drinking.
Why do you give me that?

XXX is
I work with idiots.
YYY
What happened?
XXX is
The manager and director cut through the chip that if you close the microphone and the speaker of the intercom with your hand, there will be a feedback and the speaker will issue a disgusting scream.
XXX is
Standing out on the street, smoking, trying to play a song at the intercom))))))))))
XXX is
The Wall *
XXX is
The music company, Hole.

I bought ice cream, but you don’t want it.
I: So much is it worth?
Number: 240 rubles
I: I am a shrimp?? to
Number of Brothers: 240
I: you know, despite the fact that I have a nose and a sore throat, I still eat ice cream for 240 rubles.

It is good to be an unemployed student.
You can write a diploma for two hours a day, drinking a cup of tea and trembling in the ash.
And not to think about the fact that tomorrow again to work, tomorrow afternoon, then again to work, then two exams, and on the weekend again to work, and you will take a vacation, because money is needed, and you do not want to sit on the parent's young neck.
Congratulations to students. You have a golden time in your life :)

From the online game:

I wonder why when they boast of harm? Should Crete be Operated? :D

yyy :-D Well, it’s like screaming, you won’t be hanging up boasting.