In the elevator from the second to the third floor was a girl from the NoXX inspection and held in her hands a paper folder, which was written "Journal of registration of issue of logs of distant access."

The BG concert.
N: We would go too. How about tickets? Only standing places?
A is UGU. Fighting with half-fooled birds.
N: Hm, well I don’t know... or myself to be these birds))))) or on the fig..
A: Well, somebody can be a bird, and somebody can drive.
N: Why do you have a wife with rights and a car as a non-woman if you are always a non-woman? Be a cat!! to

[09:28] <Vika> Hello to everyone. Give me a password for the FTP.
[09:33] <Vika> everything worked out, admin turned over and everything went well

XX: After viewing the "Smaug Desolation", we unanimously decided to drop Legolas on the "Turboslim", Turin on the haloperidol, and Kyle on the board.

I remembered:

My granddaughter, I took your massage, don’t you mind?
What type of massage?
Pink is like that.
– Grandma, it’s not a mass... e-ee... not against."

Flying with a friend from an Arab country, and in her hand luggage hid such a pink massage machine. On the X-ray, he was seen and the Arab border guard took out the box, opened it and began to carefully look at this object in the size and thickness of the finger, not understanding what it is and why. Asked to open, asked to turn it on, and with the question: "Is this probably a tooth massage?"" I almost pushed it into my mouth!!! I had to sneeze restrainedly, but the row of compatriots who watched this process was almost roaring in the voice. The girlfriend stood silently red like cancer all the time and was still suffocating for a long time.

Anna
I need a man.
I come and cling.


Okay, but what about our hidden lesbian inclinations?
ahahahha

Anna
Cut, and they will see.

xxx: I would like to hear some helpful advice)))
Fly with Aeroflot aircraft.
Keep money in the savings box.
When you leave, turn off the light.
Not to hide.
Take care of
Smoking is harmful to your health.
Koi iron - count the money without leaving the box.
PS: After reading, burn, pull out the cable, squeeze the glass.

This freeze:

Thank you to the police who for 500 rubles reminded me that now you can not smoke in the transition.
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And done correctly. The transition is a public place, in addition to poor ventilation. The smoke of one cigarette will be forced to breathe at least 30 passers, including children. But what is more important to you is what you want and what other people want to fuck.
The freedom of one person ends where the freedom of others begins. I prefer to breathe fresh air.

Everyone is like this:
In order for children not to get injured, they need to be engaged, in particular, to learn to play. And if the mother is only present with the child, he will get upset. Because he, in the first place, can’t play safely, and, in the second place, thus attracts attention (which otherwise can’t get).

Explain to me, how to teach a child to play safely in a year?He needs to lay everywhere, somewhere to run, jump, catch everything.And it's okay.And you can break something yourself even falling in a flat place.And the second question - you have what, a full house?If you are urgently with the child,so that your beloved child don't let God hurt, who is cooking, washing, cleaning up?Yes, and sometimes you need to at least go to the toilet.And during this time the child has a great time to shake up.There is a feeling that you have never seen children at all.

XXX: Let me go?
yyy: later) work
XXX: So let’s go?
YYY : Okay I write the code slowly.
YYY: It’s raw and smells of baggage.

Here is how:

You know, you’ve been in your own Russia!
I live in Israel. In the summer, you can still wash with cold water. In winter (well, yes, +10, but the houses are not heated) you need to turn on the boiler, wait half an hour, turn on the bathroom heater, wait another 10 minutes, then you can wash. And for a long time under hot water you will not fall, because there are still family members on the turn, they also need water. And at the end of the month, you quietly shrink from the electricity bill of $ 100-200.
I come to my relatives in Russia, so twice a day in any weather I just meditate for half an hour under a hot shower, because it’s KAIF!

Of course, you don’t pay for water and electricity (two times a day). Congratulations, you are a Jew.

My mother writes to me:

I go to hope from work, there bushes flowering - beautiful. I stand and photograph myself on my phone. Two young people aged 18 and 18 go and say, “Do you want to take a photo of you?” I say no, I’ll make a selfie. They began to roast! I: What, funny that aunt knows that word? They showed me a big finger and went on.)

From August, the FSB will get access to all passwords in social networks..."

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YYY: Don’t be fucking. Password requires more than one number.

The accounting pearls:
I spoke with Odin:

I: What are they throwing? How does "nnicho_no_work" always work?
Odmin: worse - "does not get up"
and "not going" another problem is characteristic,
The "apophageal" of their creation is, of course, when a remote user entered the computer. I start explaining something to her on the phone, and she says: "Oh! Have you already entered? I didn’t feel anything..."

The Magic Forum.

If you have not seen a proctologist, you have not seen anything.

Yyy: But the proctologist saw a lot.

Correspondence with Dad.
I want to burn my old notes after the exams.
See also: Weather
I will give the team.
And when they ask me
How is the oldest?
I will answer with a clear conscience.
It’s hot ?

Water heater by the Brazilian system.

Saving water, thin jet...What a task! When people come to me to wash, I always warn - heater for 30 liters (no longer enter), hot water is enough for 3 minutes with a fully open crane. By sound accompaniment at the end of the procedure it becomes clear who has no time management skills.

by Habr
The first comment to the post "The Secret Service of the United States purchases software that recognizes sarcasm in social networks"

Valemak: Just don’t have to ride. The secret services are not doing nonsense.

by this:

This is:

OOO "Baltic Logistics Yaroslavl" Did you think about the name for a long time? A serious company, of course.
– – – – –
that is. The Baltic Bank in Yaroslavl does not embarrass you

a, there is also OOO "1s-Gandalf"

Schick "Baltic Logistics Yaroslavl" in abbreviation. So the bank and Gandalf are not in the box.

Here you think that discourse is a speech-thinking formation of events... and so on, but today I found a slightly more concise definition of the word “discourse”: discourse is a basar, for which no one can answer, yupta. Indeed, the most accurate definition.