In today’s quiet and detailed German, it is really difficult to distinguish the traits of his wild ancestors, for whom freedom was air, life, condition of existence.
In Germany, there is no need to worry about yourself: everything is done for you, and it is done well.
“Please, you are only born into the light of God,” the German chief said to the citizen, “and we will do the rest. The Germans are not worried.
Carlyle rightly acknowledged for the Prussians — and this applies to all Germans — one great virtue: the capacity to repair. Teach him to work and send him to Africa or Asia, under the leadership of someone wearing a shirt – and he will do whatever he wants, will meet at least the devil, if ordered.
The most surprising thing is that every person, who was a helpless being in himself, becomes energetic, clever, ingenious in them - only he will be shaped and made the boss over others. The German either obeyes or commands.
They have one motto: debt, and the concept of debt seems to be reduced to the following: blind obedience to anyone who wears brilliant buttons. Until now, Germany has had good luck with regents, it will have a difficult time when the main machine is ruined, but the character of the people described above is constantly preparing good rulers; this is quite likely.

1898 J.K. Jerome "Three on four wheels"

This is :

Normal men need sex.
without it, his romance with you.

A normal woman needs romance (a surprise - for every woman she is different), without it, she has your sex with you.

The schoolgirl:

It is so simple: competition. I explain on my fingers. If I, as a man, just want to fuck and I offer this to a girl, then I need to browse before this, flowers, cocktails, restaurants, smart conversations, choose the right one depending on the situation. Because the girl, if she wants to fuck, will smile temptingly and will have a huge choice.
I want to marry you, sorry, I don’t have to. Thirty years ago, it was proposed and hinted to be exactly ten times. And if a girl wants to get married, let her break up herself. Because I am choosing here.

She goes to bed with whoever she wants. Your flowers-restaurants-sweets do not play a role here. If you don’t like her at first, then at least break yourself up, and if you like her, it’s enough not to behave like a fool. Regarding marriage in general amused: there are such girls in a row - "choose me, bird of happiness tomorrow", and you walk so cool and appreciate yourself, lol. Go to the lessons, you will learn about relationships when you grow up.

in the market.

Is it genetically modified carrots?

Seller: No, but why are you asking?

Carrot: Yes, why are you asking?

Article: Parked in the courtyard of Krasnoyarsk Pokrovsky foreign market was poured with acid
The comments:
What is Lemon Acid?
Lemon: No, not my own.

I decided to wash the windows while there is a pause between the rainy hours. The windows go out to the courtyard to the children's playground, crawl bands, all things. The place is empty. At some point, I noticed that a guy landed on one of the benches with a large tourist backpack, a bunch of all kinds of carpets and other tourist tricks. He folds the lawn, cuts sandwiches, gets a thermos.

At this point, our guard approaches him (the house in the center of the city, with the railroad, the slugs and so on) and rubs something for a long time. The guy hurriedly collects things, folds the carpet, throws everything in the backpack. And why, I think, to chase the guy, because he did not drink alcohol, did not bother anyone, actually, sat quietly. I remember cases from my childhood when I tried to play with my brother in the private sector, and we were expelled every time by the same evil guards. I compassionately look at the trail of a man with a sandwich in his teeth.

And then the security guard takes a bag from the boy’s hands, brings it into his booth, sits down, puts a cupcake. As it turned out, the security guard did not ask him to leave, but offered to rest with him in a cellar, so that he did not wet if it rained again. I washed all the windows, and they were all sitting and talking. Then they shrugged each other’s hands and separated.

And I was ashamed to realize that by habit I mentally blamed a person, expecting bad things from him in advance. It is time to change the way of thinking, friends, because, as the saying goes, call a man a pig - and he cries.

Can I go to the therapist?
- We have a therapist paid, 2000 rubles.
What if it is free?
Please, but only two months.
And if there is no line, maybe we can agree?
We will agree. 2 thousand rubles

When you begin to think about all the conditions of life in the Middle Ages, it becomes strange: what hunting was to live for all these people except for kings and tax collectors?

J is K. Jerome

Why do you keep silent?
Badly s

After which, she was expelled from work after 2 months with a record in the employment " on official non-conformity".

Then she went to the labor inspectorate and court, received compensation with your rotten office, the last record was erased from the labor office, and you were also fined.

XXX is a joke
I interviewed a guy from Yandex who interviewed me.
xxx is lol :)

Citizens with insufficiency, organize a mass swinter-pat, fuck each other and stop writing all the nonsense on the internet.

I want to marry you, sorry, I don’t have to. Thirty years ago, it was proposed and hinted to be exactly ten times. And if a girl wants to get married, let her break up herself. Because I am choosing here.

Fighting for someone like you? To live next to the fool?
Remove the crown.

xxx: I hated politics in general and deputies in particular in my deep childhood, when one day, instead of dirty stories, a live broadcast of the assembly of the deputies of the people was turned on.

In the fourth grade I went to the same school. She stood on the shore of Neva. It was once completed by Sobchak and Nick Perumov. The next on this list should be me. it didn't work out - the parents offered a better apartment, though, it was on the outskirts.

In the new district, I was accepted into a new school. The only thing I knew about her was that a year earlier, high school students raped a boy in the school toilet.

I knew I would just be killed there. With these thoughts, I went to my first day at the new school. My older brother took me. While he was walking, he said that he needed to show himself from the strong side.

The first lesson ended when I was introduced to the children. Probably, they were ordinary fifth-grade students who missed the class. But my frightened brain depicted them shaking with angry eyes. On the change, a few of my new classmates came into the group and looked at me. One of them left the company and went to my side. I realized that this was my chance. He began to say something, and I scattered him in the eye so that the guy sat on the floor.

Only a few seconds later the meaning of what this guy said began to reach me: “Welcome to our friendly class!” But for the next year, nobody touched me. A year later we moved again.

It’s raining, I’m standing on the balcony, watching the wildness of nature. From the store to the entrance a couple runs, the first carries a guy with balls, behind him with a solid backwardness a girl:

It is bad! Wait for me!

The guy, not slowing down and not turning:

No is no! Now everyone for themselves!

From the Women’s Forum:

Girls, what to do? Why are the guys so dumb? My said that he loves and trusts me, nothing is sorry for me.

I got a pack of condoms. The next day I counted and saw that I used it. How he climbed!

Is that because of 50 rubles?

I remembered. Five years ago, I moved into my apartment with my husband. We studied at the last class and after school we worked, arrived late. As we come home, there is no light, we think the counter broke out, the husband turned off the shield, rolled the light. A couple of days later, the same nonsense comes back. And here, then, how did I come home early alone, there is no light, I call my husband, tell me how to do that? It was decided to knock on the neighbor and ask to give us the light, especially with him we have already met before, even gave him 30 rubles in debt to the neighbor. I opened it immediately, kindly arranged everything, delighted me untold, I borrowed him another 20 rubles, I think a good man helped and polently asked for loans that would not give. Tomorrow we come again - there is no light, we call the owners of the apartment, we explain this and that, the mystic is what, can the counter be replaced? What we were told was that this is a neighbor, a cunning drunkard, such a business turns out, turns off the brush and waits for help, well, asks for a debt before "payment" a little money. Previous tenants bit him and gave him in the face, and we forgot to say about him, thought he had the skill of an entrepreneur, no.

So I learned to climb in the shield myself and scatter the light.

Lightning strikes at a rock festival in Germany injured 42 people

}}}: the music to see the satanic performed, angered God

I always watch comedies — in the cinema, the militants — on the compass, and the horrors — on the phone.
YYY: Oh... What is such a gradation?
xxx: On comedies you can laugh with the hall, the militants used so because of the games, and the horrors on the phone is not so scary - the screen is small.

LibeRim1 3.06.16 B 14:01 B
What’s the problem with the chickens now? brought them out? Or killing the entire server and so on. and other.? to

Desperanto8683 3.06.16 E 14:08 E
I went online a day ago, a tank flew past me, and followed by a nigger on a supersonic, shooting on him with burning cars and money came out of it...I was hit by one such car and I closed the gta.