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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №158143
 05.06.2022
I often see children at the box office ask, “What is this?” referring to condoms. Many parents are embarrassed and don’t know what to answer. And the children are upset, all in the row and the cashier is upset. They see how parents turn out, the parents are even more embarrassed about this.

Not long ago I saw a father whom his son asked about condoms. So he just said "this is condoms" his son asked why they were. The father said, “They are not to answer questions about what they are and what they are needed for.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №158142
 05.06.2022
Usually fighting lenius has to lie down. Therefore, Lenny has a considerable advantage - the struggle takes place on its territory.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158141
 05.06.2022
Publishing his debut novel “Hello, sadness!“François Sagan got a good reward for the book. During the time of moneylessness, she made her first income to "walk mad."
She also dreamed of buying an apartment, but pushed away these thoughts: the pledge is a pledge, it must be performed.
And here Francoise came to "knead" to the resort of Onfleur and Dovil. After spending almost all the money, I went to play on the remaining in the casino.
Sagan loved the numbers 3, 8, 11. After losing on 3-x and 11-ti, she put everything on 8 black and won 300,000 francs.
After drinking the most expensive champagne from her throat, she went to look for a place to sleep. It is said that champagne confuses thoughts, intentions and ways. In the eye came a lovely mansion, from which a picturesque view opened. It was a private family hotel.
Upon entering, Sagan talked to the owner. He regretted that the hotel was crowded, and Francoise insisted that she was drunk and wanted to sleep. The owner just shrugged his shoulders, saying, you can’t do anything. Françoise asked how much the house was worth? The owner replied, "200 thousand," which Sagan opened the bag, dropped 300 thousand and stated with a confusing voice that she no longer wanted a room, but bought the entire hotel.
The owner could only ask, “And what to do with the guests?” The buyer generously allowed them to stay for the summer, and the mansion she will take in the autumn.
Francoise Sagan spent almost her entire life in this house, calling it "The House of My Heart". Today it is the writer’s home museum.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №158140
 05.06.2022
Briefly about English.
Each "c" in the "Pacific Ocean" is pronounced differently.

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