Blonde Joe: Okay, tell me about your sadness :-)

Ealand: Well... that’s... I just went to hell, and I gave in to hell’s conspiracies.

Blonde Joe: Oh, what did I smoke?

ealand: nothing smoked)) in short, in two words - was insidiously seduced by his subordinates into an unventilated and hollow-ventilated cabinet and was locked there, sitting for an hour and a half.

ealand: released only when I promised to deal with the dress code, and now from tomorrow my soldiers can go to work in shorts and shoes(((

xxx (15:38:34 4/07/2012)
I’d go out and talk with physicists at night about the discovery of the Higgs Boson. Foolish football fans.
yyy (15:40:08 4/07/2012)
I too, though physicist of me... but that doesn’t hinder being a fan! After all, football fans usually don’t know how to play themselves at all, and I’ll think a little bit. So - on the neck of the shirt of the flowers of FizTeh, in the hands of the dude with a pair of formulas and forward to the fan sector!
A hat on the head with the law of Ohm.

Today’s youth is mature rapidly, and now the old age is not a privilege only of the elderly.

We had to go to a wonderful country of Moldova. On the main street of their main city of Chisinau, I overtake some holidaymakers on a meeting street, and there has been no marking there for a long time and the road is dirty to the dirt (the case was in November). Immediately after the completion of the manoeuvre, I was stopped by an employee of the glorious Moldovan GIBDD.
The question is, “What’s going on, Captain?” He said a phrase that I remembered for a long time.
“You have crossed an imaginary double consistency!”
After offering to pay with imaginary money, we calmly went on.

If a problem can be solved for money, it is not a problem, it is a cost. The Jewish Wisdom.

The Third Dimension? If you both have a third-size breast and stomach, it’s zero.

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Here in Europe they work, not what we suffer at work.)

It’s difficult to maintain a cultural conversation with a person who calls Rubens’s work “fap content.”

I only played in old civilization, back in the 1990s. Apparently in the second.
When French catapults fought with Aztec tanks, or Mahatma Gandhi declared war on Stalin, it did not upset anyone.

They fought with a mine. Why are you destroying magic and ruining your fairy tale?

I might want to talk to him!
Like a man with a man!

HGH: The Man

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Let’s talk about judo!
The Jewish conversation!
This is a real jerk!)
A brutal jerk! xd

xxx :D

shamanko.ya: I came to work with the name "Paladin"! I sit and wait for a couple of rides and go to the headquarters O_o

"There was no way out, we had to use the intelligence."

xxx: is riding
YYY: Do not cry!
XXX: It is too late.
Is it wet all around?
The Second Universe Flood.
I went into the garage for the ark.
Do you have a garage?
YYY: That is, if I had a coffin, would it not surprise you? :DDD

The xxx:
Difficult to be small
You are saying something very important.
with hands
Your face is expressive
And they do not understand.
Explain it a hundred times.
YYYY :
This often happens to me at work.

And nothing that aluminum as such is not mined anywhere? They extract ore, which is called Boksite, and aluminum is already made from it in special plants. Boksite is mined both in the carriers and in the mines.
The handcuff.

And nothing that Civilization 5 is just a game and everything in it is simplified and simplified?

They were placed in a preservation home. Judging by the absence of free beds in all departments and the conveyor of enrolled and discharged, the winter seemed very cold not only to us and our husband.

(About membership in a sports club)
by Mariya:
Let’s find a loyalty program! The more you are a member of the club, the more privileges you have! When you extend your membership, you receive discounts each year. More than last year
by Marina:
The more members the more privileges!

I'm not going to talk to you all night.
He was punished like that!

From TV :

And I even started planning a family life...I wanted to buy a second joystick...

xxx: Google Play mail recognized as spam :D
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