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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №17847
 05.07.2009
X is
I carry my day. A neighbor is strangely walking a dog. The dog runs on its own, and this healthy thick forehead in the middle of the yard walks in circles, but not in circles, but in squares. Hands behind the back, eyes to the ground.

X is
I ask Betty, what is it?

X is
Bata grit - yes, he is sitting, he is hard off from the sunrise, as he is used to walking in the morning, and he goes out. Sometimes I forget the dog.)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №17846
 05.07.2009
Mom, mom, when will you learn to knock on the door before you enter my room? I am almost 20! Do I have the right to watch porn alone in my room or not in the end???? to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №17845
 05.07.2009
XXX: I haven’t watched TV for a long time.
xxx: now turned on - and surprised
The last time I watched it, the towel extended my eyelids three times.
XXX: now turned on - at 12!! The progress :D

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №17844
 05.07.2009
All the men I had made me happier in one way or another. Some of them, in the end, left me alone.
c) the ibo

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17843
 05.07.2009
When God wants to punish a man, he deprives him of his mind.
When God wants to punish a state, he deprives the prime minister of his reason.
He gave Russia Chernomyrdin.
He gave Timoshenko to Ukraine. But then to guarantee sent there and Chernomyrdin.

(q) The Global Adventure

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №17842
 05.07.2009
I went to Sberbank with my family. I didn’t need anything special there, so I was like a company. The branch was quite large - in the far part noticed a children's corner, where ordinary people can merge children and they paint pictures, draw, etc. As an ordinary child of ordinary people, I directed my feet there, and while my sister and father were dealing with their affairs, I had time to draw a carpet and something else unclear. The first signed with his left hand, pressing the pen in his thumb "Eighty-year-old!" and just below "Gosha 5 years" The second, in a similar way - "STEM! Xenia" then I sketched and replaced with R. Both drawings I handed over to the wall with children’s drawings. Small, and the mood for the whole day provided)))
In a week I’ll go see if my creation is hanging.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №17841
 05.07.2009
IVANescence (03/07/2009 23:42:16)
What about depression? Happened what?
Noch_ka (03/07/2009 23:42:52)
:) mlin, you are the second to explain :) Under another status the program does not come out in the network :)
IVANescence (03/07/2009 23:44:00)
Emotionally :D
Noch_ka (03/07/2009 23:44:15)
:D
Noch_ka (03/07/2009 23:44:18)
Yes yes :)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №17840
 05.07.2009
5 out of the window. Fucking global warming.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17839
 05.07.2009
I remember at the age of 16 epuus, at home in my parent's room, and the ancestors passed away, there was no better.
You are right away, hand behind the back.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17838
 05.07.2009
About corruption :

> the belt is not attached... go into the car...
>I am him-on200 and go yourself...

Here is such a shit first with the grandmothers ticks everyone in the wreath, and then the shit goes and sells all the fucks!!!". What is better than selling menta??? What? I hate such fools.

People support me! There is no power, no power...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17837
 05.07.2009
Under the lying stone, water can still flow, and under the soil is not.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17836
 05.07.2009
People suffering from the consequences of sticking dead zephir in the microwave!!!! to
Take a glass (fire resistant), pour water, up. Put 2 tablespoons of citric acid, or press out the lemon. And in the microwave, at maximum power a couple of times for 2-3 minutes. To squeeze and squeeze a little. Then Zephyr Leggo is removed: ) So it is easier to wash it off from other foods.
Bring it somewhere so that people do not suffer.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17835
 05.07.2009
NN is gifted. Happy Birthday to you!! How do you note? Have you already given it?
PS: No, I didn’t call a lot of people. Gifted football ghettos, two thousand, and a set of pre-french players)))
NN: cards, money, two socks xD

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17834
 05.07.2009
XXX: What color do you like?
Tagged: Transparent

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17833
 05.07.2009
I was told until the vision improved they will not take to the auto school. So instead of stopping sitting behind the compost for days, I downloaded a table to check my eyesight and taught it.
My eyesight may be bad, but my memory is good.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17832
 05.07.2009
But here I have the keys, instead of a barrel, hanging a cooler from the nVidia 7300GT video card.....so you will lose the shit.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17831
 05.07.2009
I smoke on the balcony and I hear somewhere in the neighborhood playing loud music. I go back to the room and I realize that it’s not music, but our old washing machine “Eurika” to take care of the wall and the floor – the laundry presses off. Reflections on current trends in art.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17830
 05.07.2009
Blessed be the one who first wrote "take to the top".

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №17829
 05.07.2009
We did not beat him! Not very much at all.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №17828
 05.07.2009
Striptease on YouTube. The stones:

I really like her eyes. They're beautiful.
The Amazing Girl. Heaven is missing an angel.
Zzzz: Thank you for extending!

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