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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32551
 05.07.2010
Whoever gets up early, God gives
YYY: I wonder how much time I have to get up to give my neighbor...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32550
 05.07.2010
From the discussion of the forum:
Gusar:Give the detailed coordinates of the night club
Yustas:Yes to health 51°49'7.80"C, 107°37'26.55"B

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32549
 05.07.2010
Q: Did you make me such a cover to the phone?
HH: She is holding on the pot!
In my opinion, the keyword is "holds".

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32548
 05.07.2010
He: What are you going to cook?and :)
What you don’t like :)
Is it a mouse? 0 - O
No, the liver
Is it a mouse’s liver? O_O

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32547
 05.07.2010
Question in the forum.

by koi8
Posted on May 20, 2006 - 00:35
Why are deleted, old topics stored on the forum??? For what?

by koi8
Posted on July 2, 2010 at 19:35
Thanks for the detailed answer! It is :)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №32546
 05.07.2010
To put the tiles, you need a level.
and UGU. At least the fifth. Perk is appropriate.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32545
 05.07.2010
Don’t go to the beach...
Ivan Kobula: Why
Red_one: there a retired man for the third day tells how to cook the compot correctly and how many times a day his grandson writes...
red_one: judging by the voice - former military

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32544
 05.07.2010
Are you far away from the ocean?
2: Before it was a 15-minute walk from the house, now about 15 hours to go.
1 is out?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32543
 05.07.2010
Conversation in the ASCII.

She
I am not excited.

He is
It is for the best.)

She
Yes to?

He is
Aha))

She
Why then?

He is
Why are you excited about 2.5 thousand kilometers?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32542
 05.07.2010
1 – A lava ju.
2 - Ay Láv Yú Tu
1 – – – – –
2 - U-2 group

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32541
 05.07.2010
Sonic: Listen, and we will lay out the mattress?
Del-Vey: No, we live together like gay men, in the same bed.
Sonic: Well that’s fine.
Del-Vey: What is good about it?! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32540
 05.07.2010
in the topic about night pots "Why adults needed night pots"
But there was another reason. Previously, people believed that evaporating urea had a beneficial effect on health.
And then they got smarter and started drinking it :)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32539
 05.07.2010
Do you use anything else to communicate besides this site?
Tagged: mouth

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32538
 05.07.2010
I have a holiday today, 3 months without sex.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32537
 05.07.2010
The Torrent Tracker Forum:
Consuelo wrote (a):
A parody of a millionaire. Another stupid American film. It looks at 15 minutes of sections and the only thing I want to do after watching it is to go crazy.
Diablo: I am glad that in 1.5 years this is the first movie that you commented, apparently stuck.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32536
 05.07.2010
xxx (10:15:32 5/07/2010)
and ppc. It turns out that the girl, the blade, the beer and the straw replaces the inet.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32535
 05.07.2010
MoonLight (21:36:53 4/07/2010)
He promised me a massage and a million kisses and a night with candles.
Vilka (21:37:01 4/07/2010)
and further
MoonLight (21:37:12 4/07/2010)
I did not promise further.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №32534
 05.07.2010
I am going to the milk shop.
In front of me came a guy of twenty or twenty-two years old. And this, encrypting, is the cashier:
Your grandmother is suspicious.
Oh yeah
It is strange, follow her.
A... where?
A series of beer.
What is she dressed in?
Bridge and fork.
This is our cleaner.:D

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32533
 05.07.2010
xxx: I slept... there was nothing laced, yesterday there was no strength... I went into the closet...
YYY: Sunrise, closed up and started crying quietly in a 300-year-old bowl? It is :)
and Nain. I had to wear the costume... hot, but, the fucking, beautiful... near the parking lot with clay tights met, in the evening I intend to walk them out, and the bosses today came and in honor of the holiday to all who had shared trends and threatened to deprive the prizes. Everyone hates me. I am such a cowboy...
It’s a beautiful day and you can even give it in the evening :)
WOW: you will be cursed and your breasts will be transgender after surgery :))))
OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhI should have been a little above the cut to see, or I have something linked already... everything is not so beautiful in this life...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №32532
 05.07.2010
fiona: now the girl in the office on the phone speaks: "yes, yes, bring... yeah, I am here until 23h at least... no, tomorrow at 9 am I will be, ah... no, passports are not, took.... what are you laughing?"

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