Many motorists to the police that a turtle interfered with NoNo Street. By the time the patrol car arrived, the turtle fled in an unknown direction.

Beer advertising is temporarily stopped.
4 July 2014
Beer advertising will return to TV screens and printed pages. Additional money that
Beer producers will receive thanks to advertising, will go to support children's sports.
However, this permission is temporary, given due to the holding in the Russian Federation of the World Cup in football and
will be in effect until 1 January 2019
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...from Lviv to Lublin for the historical conference we went in the company of a local deputy, and took us on a papillion foreign mark of a majorist winocha, the son of one of the deals with hipster clothes (strandy jeans, ceds, clothes to the shoulders). As if everything was a bunch, but the foreigner was ancient and scattered, the council member was drunk, and the hipsters gave the mosaic streams and the ability with the help of a hook key, a blow from the leg and selective Western words to deal with Daddy's metal. About how we stumbled right at the customs I will be silent at all.
In general, the Lviv hipsters are so harsh...

Is this censorship in the hentai, or does it actually have a light sword?

XXX: Let’s play this game. For a whole week, we will be in the vein of heroin, after which we will try to get rid of the addiction. Whoever survives first has won.
No, I have a passport.
YYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: LOL
I am a copy of INN.

Destroy as you can! Prohibit the children. And in the trains too.

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I often think that it would be good to license parents. Do you want to give birth? and OK. Take the exam and get a license.
Because today’s parents have naturally forgotten that children need to be raised.
My parents also didn’t pull me to restaurants and theaters, except for special children’s cafes and performances.
A normal person has grown up. I raise my own children.
Oh, you have had time to give birth, and you have time to walk, don’t you?
What are the surroundings to blame for?

The expellers!
- No, with our clients only "Avad Kedavir"... Well or not in neglected cases "expecto cartridge". Here the client begins to scream at you, you raise your finger and say "expecto patronum". Immediately the boss comes out of his office and begins to figure out who has offended you.
Okay, it’s time to go on vacation. Or to drink. Better on vacation...

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XHHH: a television broadcast where a man cookes with small ones

Q: Would you like to go to space?

Tagged with: diaia

Man: and why?

First small: to destroy the star of death

That nothing threatens our galaxy!by 111
and O_O

The cat made friends with a flying mushroom. A rather disgusting creature, but I loved my balcony. Siren wings, fur marble color, on the diaphragms are visible bloody veins - in general, fu. And everything climbs, floats... I like a lover of animals, put out a dish with milk. I ate a mouse, here is a pixel of it!!! To break out, and the cat barely bit her head immediately - barely broke out. Sitting next to me, everyone is trembling. And here is Pixel Bats - and he left. The mouse is either sick, or something else, they are infected with all kinds of infections... But it was cool - the pulse was swollen.
She broke out, clung to the brick with her knees, sat down, went to sleep. Fuck you! I have it in my hands, and to the pixel. He is pleased, he protected the owner, don’t hinder me from watching football.
He took it (and the mouse is already cut off), grabbed it, and went out. Well, right now to drag to the veterinarian, and a mouse like that embraces him - raised his wings, crumbled afterwards, put him in the palm of the cat and sleep. A pixel of her leg grabbed, licked a couple of times, sneezed, and also slept.

In the morning the mouse flew away, and the cat is now missing. And I don’t think she’s so disgusting.

Admin tried to upgrade the memory to the mac-mini. At first, he was hit by electricity from the food connector. Then he did not find a way to get rid of it. Go to INNET. Google search on request "mac mini 2336 disassembly", first link, instructions...

A spatula is needed to disassemble. This spatula needs to be fixed in advance...

A quality brand shoe (well, that is, that doesn’t wipe through and crumble into pieces on the first or second thousand kilometers) I’ve only seen in Kenya. Local brands there make it from car covers. It costs roughly 100 rubles per pair.

When I was a child, I had a simple garden cat. When he cried, it was fun to put a finger in his mouth. Many years later we brought Maine Coon. I catch myself on the thought that when he screams, I want to move away...
Using the opportunity, I greet the fly.

In a world where the balls don’t drown
Tatiana sinking in the river.
There is something to cry over again.
There is a meaning in life.

To the question of expensive pools and cheap pools. I had a colleague at my previous job - a girl from Kraljev, who pretended to be a mosquito to a bone brain. With her slight bank salary ($100k rubles) she paid the rental of an apartment in the TTK area, loan for a foreign trade mark, all branded pieces (Moschino, Chloe, D&G), her hair was cut to the salon in the center for $8,000, vacation only at fashionable resorts (Miami, Marbella, etc.), but for 2 weeks a month she ate wide for lunch!!! That is, in the dining room for 190 rubles a comprehensive lunch, and she even lacked it. Is this shrinking???? to

The match is Netherlands – Colombia. For the first time dealers meet with producers without intermediaries! )))

We jumped, we jumped, the half of the country has already broken.
A grandmother jumps, a grandfather jumps, a puppet and a student jumps.
And Klitschko jumped up like a fun ringing ball!
Petya Poroshenko and the sick Tymoshenko.
Sennya Yatsenyuk is running. Whoever does not jump is a fucker.
Crimea does not jump, it is a pity. Whoever does not jump, is a moscal.
We are all happy, we are all happy. Whoever does not jump is a collar!
They jump their ass, jump their legs, have fun with the banderols!
Above all, like a monkey, he jumps and sings Ruslan.
It even replaces sex, it has a jumping reflex.
The half of the country – foolish! The Orange Syndrome.
Merkel is knocking in the palms. Those who jump are good.
Obama is happy too. Horses will help.
Their winter, for the New Year, a full plane will be sent!
Truth mosquitoes, infection, left us without gas.
We spit through the lips and begin to curl in the tube.

The accountant is now standing at the box office and crumbling that he has already forgotten how to correctly write the amounts by writing. I am kind, suggested that the word "thousand" is written with one "thousand";;

The only winner in the Civil War is the Bureau of Ritual Services.

It was in the 80s of the last century. I lived in a student community. There was a Polish and Uzbek. They lived friendly. In the refrigerator there was a "country", that is, the whole barrel was common and was not divided into "my" and "foreign". So we got something new. A German postgraduate student from the DDR came to Moscow for an internship... We open the first day the refrigerator and smooth. The German bought the sacrifice and carefully marked it all with a black flommaster! In the door lies a feather of eggs and black crosses on all.))) In the evening the German opened the refrigerator and it was his turn to chew... On his eggs instead of crosses was painted a black swastika, and on our eggs colored red stars :)))

First the roads had to be asphalted, and then the mat to be banned!