Xxx: My son (7 years old) approaches me and asks for permission to take gelatin worms. I took three and watched. My son takes four. When asked if he was confused, he replied negatively. Then I asked to count the worms. The son puts them on the table and starts counting: zero, one, two, three. So we live.
When I scattered my leg with a nail or a stone (playing barefoot in the grass), I was also sure my parents would kill me. So, when I came home, I thoroughly washed and wiped!Ordinary sewing needle (pulled over the flame of a candle) and thread!
10 years = no brains yet))
Rambo, fuck the fuck!
“No, I didn’t look up then. I just put the car in a free place and was still delighted, I remember how stunning it is: right next to the exit from the parking lot, and even in the shade. The shadow gave a large scattered tree, I have not been very familiar with them since childhood, as if there were such small white flowers on it at the time. Or yellow, I don’t remember.
As it turned out two weeks later, the tree was called a silk tree, it was also a caterpillar. Within two weeks of my absence, the small flowers on a large tree turned into thousands of sweet berries. Which, in turn, generously crashed on my poor car, disintegrated in the heat and dried, turned into the resemblance of a frozen straw. A brown pulling substance covered the body almost entirely.
I’ve seen a lot of videos on the internet showing cars depraved by “former” owners: blurred with paint and shit, wrapped with solvents, mounting foam and other poorly washable substances. But these are all flowers, I will tell you, in comparison to the berries of the pineapple, which turned into a cluster at the May sun. It can be easily used in everyday life instead of epoxy - it is just as durable, but at the same time absolutely natural and even smells good.
Mouse did not help. Moreover, it only worsened the situation: the high-pressure apparatus removed from the machine only the top dusty layer of tooth mastic. The car did not become cleaner, but it became desperately sticky. The procedure repeated several times exhausted the washers, and they advised me to swallow some solvent. "It does not take water, brother, and the foam does not take," wrote in his powerlessness their brigadier.
Searchers gave foolish advice to try lemon juice and chlorine-containing clothing whiteners. I tried it, it does not wash. At some forum of car owners was found a recommendation "to moisten the dry layer, covering the surface for the night with wet clothes." The clutches were so strongly crushed by the morning that they had to be ripped off in parts of twenty minutes.
The chemists were also embarrassed: the solvents smoothed the turquoise resin well over the paint coating, well. I tried them, in my opinion, all, only to try concentrated inorganic acids and their mixtures. And also edgy sodium - it was also recommended to me by some authoritative twins on "Youtube". It’s good that I’ve always had a chemistry five, or I’d ride now with holes in the roof.
Desperate, I tried to crush the hated tooth glue with a wooden pinch, eventually scratched the cap, dragged the veil under my nail and lost hope. Nature has defeated progress and intelligence with a disastrous account. Help was waiting nowhere, and I was already pretending the amount of discount with which I seemed to have to sell a damaged car to a wasted buyer.
Nature has helped by herself. The bread of heaven was spread, and rain was poured out on the earth. And it seemed to have gone for several days in a row, and at the end it fell under a powerful rain. And a miracle - a crushed layer of ugly tooth coating with splinters slid in the canvas and dissolved there. My eyes unwittingly went up to heaven.
Since then, leaving the car anywhere, I have always looked up, praising the Heavenly Forces for their relief from the anguish. And at the same time checking if there is any flower silk tree nearby."
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