Tell anyone the chords with which you can call Mr. Proper.

And no joke! Peak lady, Satan, I don’t need Bieber!

Questions to Knowledge:
The girl found a folder with porn on the comp and stated that she did not want to date the perverse. Attention to the question! Knowing that she has all the parts of the twilight in her folder, can I declare that she is a vampire and kill her in the heart?

You are so sorry about Serena. By the way, he treats you very well. When we drink beer with him, he constantly remembers you: "Eh, Max is still missing in the company..."
Okay okay! I know his manner. While I am not: "Oh, sorry, Max is missing", and when I appear: "Max, fucking! We just missed you!"

Only in Russia can a 5-litre-powered jeep driver report you for pollution if you throw out the car's window.

Throwing any garbage out of the machine, even organic, is really wrong.

The article is about one of the co-founders of Apple Steve Wozniak. It tells about the content of his backpack: there is a bunch of phones, tablets and other gadgets (in general, a lot of everything).
One of the comments:
Enough for ambassadors from all over the area :)

The worst thing is not resisting evil by powerlessness.

The aunt brings home food to the office and saves the office plankton from having to walk in the fresh air for lunch.

Anton is almost a vegetarian, in the sense that he does not eat meat, and fish can. He has the above-mentioned aunt with all his perverted orders. Especially he likes fish cakes, which are actually not well cooked, he orders them if not every day, then three out of five is certain.

One day there was such a dialogue between them:
How do you get such famous fish cakes? I’ve tried a lot of them – still not as delicious as yours... :( What secret ingredient do you use?
It is simple! Fish farch is mixed with pork.

The recipe goes on, but Anton is no longer listening. And nobody is listening especially, because everyone is watching Anton and quietly laughing. Anton makes a triple face and even is going to make a face-to-face, but slowly comes to himself.

So Anton realized that vegetarianism was not for him.

“You can fool Nemtsov anyway, but the idea of transferring officials into domestic cars was the most correct one.
I prefer the transfer of officials to domestic prisons.

c) by

I go to sleep with my husband. I am tormented by an ongoing icote. Drinking water, holding my breath, my beloved even managed to scare me. I do it anyway. I was persuaded to make him a mine. I want, he says, to stumble. And what do you think, the icote immediately passed. She didn’t even resist and said that he had a magical member.

Yesterday I brought a drunk friend home.
XX: At first we carried it together, and he decided that once it was carried, his legs could not be used. Then I threw him over his shoulder, but he had a butt, and he said, "Butt!" The shoe was lost!..." with a sad and sad voice, I was split in half, and I dropped it. The hardest thing was to make him sleep alone, without a girl.

They have a fucking family, they called the cat - the cat, the hamster - the hamster, and the dog - the grandmother!! to

I am afraid to have more children!

I have a dilemma.
What is?
Start dating a girl or buy a motorcycle?
This is not a dilemma, man. Chopper or sport is a dilemma.

by DS

No corruption found in the municipality of Lipetsk
Even corruption has been stopped.

I want to go on vacation, everybody is on vacation.
I am not going.
YYY: Come to us in Surgate, rest.
XXX: What to do there? Is there sea there?
YYY: at least 2.
XXX: What are they?
The sea hurts. The Sea of Disappointment

What is the next fate of potatoes?
YYY: Being Alive
XXX: You are out.
yyy: removed skin from 20 potatoes and boiled the bodies alive
YYYY: Then he split and eaten.

Welcome to Anton. If you are not Anton, please press Out.

From the hubr, the topic of the prosecution of a person for pressing the "Like" button near the footage of the movie.
Comments on Stallman's Stories

> Throw the link, or go to Google, can not be found. Maybe it’s also Nash.
>>Bad, even the message has not been posted, has already been bound. Someone is knocking at the door...

From Habr.

The stock exchange robot in 45 minutes caused a loss of $440 million

Someone’s answer:
is right! Captch them, Captch them. And the ban on <s>posting</s> trading more times per minute. And yes, for keyboard scripting, farming, multiplayer/virtual, multiplayer, two-computer game, etc. to write down all funds in favor of the stock exchange. It is then that these naive stock exchange children will learn what a real MMO with real dragon rules is.

The phrase from the children’s educational cartoon: "We and you found the grass. It remains to find the lama and pull out Santa Claus"

In the work:
I ask the senior admin, how are the backpacks arranged here?
Daily, weekly and once a month.
I: And where is it all going?
He: Onto that steve storage, by the way, turn it on.