The entrance through magnetic passes. At the end of the day I go out to smoke. I go back with a pack of cigarettes in my hands and put it on the machine. does not allow. So he stood for a minute and a half, until the guards, holding the rust, said: "The young man...

Thinking is so difficult. Therefore, most people prefer to call other fools.

About students

In my life at the Economy Factory at MGU, we had one student-genius. Let us call him Gosh.
Gosha was a natural genius - he had strong deviations in terms of mental development, and a special gift in the form of photographic memory of unlimited volume.
He did, of course, himself - mathematics and the test were a letter for him, and the trouble for a work written without a single mistake, still gave a passing point (the work separated the blat from the non-blat - because you can always prove that you are very literate, but not Pushkin:)

So, at the Gosh exams shone like a star. And his teachers were frankly frightened—for Gosha often went into the offensive where others cowardly pressed their tail, ran where the eyes could look.

The apogee was the scene at one of the general exams, I don't remember what specifically - but the subject was fierce, especially since it was called to take it instead of our lecturer. and зав. He was a well-deserved and even well-known professor in the world.

The next stage - everyone takes tickets, sits down, Gosha draws his hand.
Zero of reaction.
Gashi continues to pull his hand.
Zero of reaction.
Gosha can’t stand, stands up and sits in front of the examiner.
The further dialogue:

by Gosh Ivanov?
and I!! to
Give me a count.
But how? No one had automates. They promised to fight hard!! to
(At this point, the audience is very nervous)
Gosh, let’s take a look. They really promised. And I will. Only me, not me!
You shouldn’t look at me like that, Gosh!

In the store "All for 37 million" brought watches for youth.

M: Why did you buy candy, you are losing weight?
Yes, on a black day.
M: How interesting you "eat at night"named!

Well, look, you damaged your hand, you replaced it with a prothesis. Did you become a robot?
No is!
- Time passed, replaced the second arm, legs, heart, liver. You are still a human being, right?
And yes man.
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I read a book about it when I was a child, what was its name? A! The smaragd city! Was it only the Japanese professor who knew the biography of the Iron Tree?

AlCat: I asked Google when the hot water was returned - the internet was turned off. Is the FSB protecting the ZKH from uncomfortable questions?

ML: you get the syrup from the packaging, and on the envelope once 9 large written "A.V.Krivostekov" O_o
Generally, it’s alarming when your food has a name.

Anna Che: But she is now in her 26 famous actress with a bunch of fans and bubbles
Anna Che: And I'm a dull shit, and my only news for today is that the cat has diarrhea

#bus_educational
>>>>>
I forgot something about how it ended. What happens if a passenger car crashes into a passenger car?
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There are 3 possible variants:
a) new car (with a bio-toilet)
The result of throwing: breaking in the shit, damaged pneumatic slides
b) the wagon is not very old (the slide pipe comes out on the side at the angle to the vertical)
The result of throwing: the break rolls somewhere near the paths or stuck in a point.
c) Old wagon (under the vertical hole)
The result of the throw: damaged n pieces of spades on the path, significant damage to the wagon.

I thought it was hard to put me into a stupor, but...
But two grandmothers (one of whom moves with a cradle) carrying a bench. From the sunshine to the tenor, it is strong.

From the description of the novelty in the videocat program:

"Improved work of bugs..."