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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №34087
 05.08.2010
A: I have understood. We must sacrifice to the gods. Let us burn the synoptics on the fire. Suddenly it will help.
I support, but not the synoptics, but our government
SS: and officials there
Everyone on the fire!! I burned my mother!
Zzzz: I read the comments. The dream of the people is fulfilled... the mountains are all blue flames. Here it is burning.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34086
 05.08.2010
yyy: A linguistic question. Reflecting, we conduct an internal dialogue in our native language, in this case Russian.
Words and grammatical constructions are known, whose analogues in Russian language are difficult or impossible to pick.
Accordingly, is the thinking of, say, the Mexican Indian who thinks on a nautical, categorically different from the thinking of the Russian man? Or are the main categories not changed by the change of coding?

It is different, yes. If an alien race arrives on Earth, whose language will only have the words "kill" and "violate", we will scratch it.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №34085
 05.08.2010
The morning was funny. Measured wedding costume, to walk at the wedding, you need to look decent. And to us the installor of the inite was to come, calls, a guy stands, from the visible clothes only shorts and shorts. Sorry Greta, I am like that. And I open the door, all dressed, in smooth pants, in a white shirt and in a tie. Then he apologized and said, “I’ve put my clothes!”

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34084
 05.08.2010
[23:10:36] <Jar> advise a toy type allod3
[23:16:30] <mikdmgo> allods 2

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №34083
 05.08.2010
Do you have a preference for alcohol?
I prefer alcohol to all other drinks.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34082
 05.08.2010
Qlik (13:57:45 5/08/2010)
Write Me a Poem by Mayakovsky
Qlik (13:57:52 5/08/2010)
about work and sending in shit)
Sergey Vasnin (14:04:38 5/08/2010)
I am working. Go to shit.
Qlik (14:04:54 5/08/2010)
Not as bad as it was.
Sergey Vasnin (14:05:36 5/08/2010)
It is not a poem.
Sergey Vasnin (14:06:06 5/08/2010)
I am working. I discharge the car. So go fucking.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №34081
 05.08.2010
xxxxxxxxxxx:
What ass makes the touch buttons that respond to a cat’s ass?! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34080
 05.08.2010
Head of the Exit Tax Inspection:

Anna (12:14:13 5/08/2010)
Taxpayers are angry.
Anna (12:14:57 5/08/2010)
They drink water from the refrigerator and say that the refrigerator cannot be attributed to expenditure... The Kostia director says to them: Well, go and drink water from under the crane... and the refrigerator took it to his office.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34079
 05.08.2010
Dr. Lector: and the population is directly permeated by fires... the bulls fly past the balcony already extinguished.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34078
 05.08.2010
NJ: I painted the orcs, found a couple of clay rock groups, cleaned up in the apartment
NJ: So maybe I’m not over yet.
Maxim: You spend the summer day painting orc toy figures.
Is it not finished?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34077
 05.08.2010
hrs, 05.08.2010 14:04:29
This network becomes more and more terrifying, happily geolocation is introduced, so the greater beauty, it can be linked directly on the street through the page.

nnn, 14:04:47
:D

nnn, 14:04:49
but

nnn, 14:04:55
So I thought about it.

Hours, 14:10:50
Soon there will be a case at the court:
Prosecutor: Were you at home at 21:00 on August 8, 2010?
The accused: * sweat, nervously bite the lip * No!
Prosecutor: *happy* And your 234 friends after their interrogation through the instant messaging system claim that you were online and marked yourself on 750 photos, here are the screenshots, Mr. Judge, attach to the case, *applause in the hall*
The accused does not eat. It wasn’t me, it wasn’t me, my page was hacked! Beating in Hysteria

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34076
 05.08.2010
be magic20:42
I also wonder where you’re going to hide in the shelter ?
Toughened 20:43
I am a girl and I will live with girls.
We will be okay with food.
be magic20:44
Well yeah, do you think guys won’t make raids on you with swabs in your hands and hives on your head?)))
Kitty 20:45
I hope not.
be magic20:45
The naive...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34075
 05.08.2010
xxx: on the dating site I are offered coffee, martini, sex
Tagged: Berry Martini

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34074
 05.08.2010
A friend of admin, leaving on vacation, asked to replace him if anything happened. I told him to drop all the necessary info on the mail... I received, read, closed. When I finally needed to see the subject of writing - "Logins, passwords... scandals, intrigues, investigations."

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34073
 05.08.2010
Fuck, why do I need it?! to
I can cook potatoes myself, I can burn eggs myself.
I bought myself a peel.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34072
 05.08.2010
sister ‎(18:39):
The air conditioner at our department is finally dead.
Moscow has finally melted.

I ‎(18:39):
I sympathize...

sister ‎(18:39):
New only in a week.
It means new air conditioning.

sister ‎(18:40)
What to do with the brain is unclear.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №34071
 05.08.2010
I would never have thought that drinking a port wine, playing billiards, playing a gym and sitting in the gym almost 24 hours a day I would be able to serve in the army.

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34070
 05.08.2010
When I was about 3 years old, my parents started teaching me to rub my ass on my own. And I thought my parents were so upset that I had to rub my own ass.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34069
 05.08.2010
xxx: Remember what is called the hernia type cat there on the despot walks, the frogs crawl
Tagged: LSD

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34068
 05.08.2010
<dema> Three more degrees and the air will become vodka...

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