Every government would be fine if it weren’t for the people.

A 17-year-old brother late in the night, drunk in the sludge, was pulled home by the police. The father helped bring him to bed, the mother talked to the authorities, signed some papers. He was laid in bed, divided, and laid to sleep. In the morning, a beginner alcoholic came into my room, carefully woke up and asked if his parents noticed yesterday that he came a little drunk.

The palindrome "A rose fell on the lap of the Azores" is known to everyone, but "Hole the old man's ass" - only in the Pension Fund of the Russian Federation.