The first hour of the night I read. It’s hot, the window is open.
From the courtyard:
I am a different wolf. Oh wow wow!
The window knocks upstairs:
In the name of the Light, shut up, Wisdom!

She: My friend was in the Emirates. Women are so respected!
He is: Yes? It is strange. In what it is expressed.
She: Well, for example, if a woman violates the rules in a car or strikes a cowboy, then the police will not pursue her. Call your husband or brother.
He is HM. Are you sure that is respect?
She: In the sense?
He: If a harmful child breaks my window with a ball, or a neighbor's cat snatches a fence on the front door, then I will not talk to the child either. I will go to my parents. And I assure you not because I respect the child (animal).

In connection with the new rules of the Russian language, it is proposed to contact the Minister of Education "management of abrasion". Let him enter history under this shameful pseudonym! Flashmobers of all countries - go out!

They say new is well-forgotten old, but I have not forgotten old quotes so well as to laugh at the slightly reworked new ones.

...and then entered the little bald grandfather on the armor, and illuminated the district with his voice:"Towag'seek! Fuck you at G's! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Article: "How to bring a child to school"
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Handbook for the collection of children)

In the morning after dinner, while all our friendly company was asleep, we prepared breakfast with a friend. I went to awaken the people... I went into one of the rooms, asking: “Well, young man, do you wake up?”" And that one answered me with such a tricky rose and a smile on the whole face: "Well, excite...)"

<hoag> gave my friend-odmin for the 20th anniversary a huge box of condoms - 100 pieces - with the signature "Annual stock"
<hoag> he looked around her, and with sadness in the voice, so: "Zapas, march, two hundred years..."

The case was long ago. One of my acquaintances, finishing 11th grade, took up NPR (scientific and practical work), briefly wrote a reference. And now our teacher had not much time to check his 120-page writing (the work was gigantic), read a few passages. And then a friend decided to stick and wrote in the middle of the report (on page 66) the word "huy" (directly in the middle of the paragraph). later, coming to his mentor, so that he assessed his work said literally the following "young boy, work in order, I count it and already redirected to the city" (city competition). My friend in panic - a fiasco, a complete failure... on the third day he was killed. On the fourth day he was informed that the work went autonomously to the city, then to the district and took the 3rd place in the regional competition. "prize" - 1000 rubles "premium of the mayor" and unforgettable memories :D

He married a woman with a child (girl) 11 years ago. Probably not a good husband / father, but wanted to ensure them a decent future, spent a bunch of work almost to a nervous breakdown, gave them complete freedom. And here, a year ago, I learn that a faithful woman found a guy 11 years younger and oret - love! He dropped his five-year-old son from his knees and wrapped him. A year she was virtually not, and here it is stated and "oy, and I am a mother. Let me pay you money to give you my son". PM is fucking.
Okay well. My daughter might be smarter. It turned out not, also hates me and left to live solely because of material goods. Home no fuck does, only in the WOW and with a friend "love" turns. They wrecked me so that they broke my bed. Conscience and brains were not enough. He looks at me with honest eyes, and behind his back whispers how ugly I am.
So, apparently really ugly, shoot in focus.
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Give me the coordinates. I will shoot them!