Fuck you guys. I went blind on the cats.
Metallica - pop, Iron Maiden - Via Balalaečnikov, Timati - rapper. Stop to! Timothy is really a rapper. Just a fucking

If Fallout were done in Russia, the most popular currency would be the multi-colored covers from the

The Soviet milk.

I don’t see any difference between a fool who catches Pokémon in a church and an Orthodox who comes to the bordell and is outraged by the corruption that is happening there.
And the state sees :(

Emma Watson and Margot Robbie will play the lovers in the remake of "Gorbatha Mountain"

The main characters are not gay, but lesbians. thank you. You can die happy.

The hunt for Pokémon is old. It’s time to hunt the pops. Not with a smartphone, but with an arbalet.

Give me that box of candy!
They are not fresh.
I don’t care, I’m a doctor.

The level of happiness hormones reaches a peak during sex and when consuming sweets.

So, if you eat chocolate and fuck at the same time, you can break from happiness. Take care of yourself.

The former of my sister was literally proud of every new pound. I was 129, when I remembered the last time, and I wanted to...
YYY: is it a sumoist?
XXX: The Idiot

During the installation, it turned out that the bath pipet with some screw and bush. If you put it on a plane instead of a propeller, it will take off. I think it is better for all employees of this company to apply for disability. Workers, respectively, assign the group as handless, management and ITR as persons with intellectual disabilities.

My friend complained about the internet. During the conversation, it turns out that she does not have a password on Wi-Fi. I explain to her that she probably feeds the internet of all her neighbors. I explained how to set a password. I put. His speed to joy improved.

Then the neighbor came down to complain. I said what kind of shit, you why wifay paroled, the year was normal and here on the.. Give me a password.

I don’t understand how people come here to complain about this. It was crazy, be glad. And coming up with an enemy and asking for a password is the top of boldness. Paying for it didn’t come to mind.

Gigil (Tagal, Philippines) is an irresistible desire to bite someone you love, caused by an excess of feelings.
xx: I understood, it turns out, my cat had an enthusiasm from the beginning

I have a blind set of stamps, and when I blur, I do not blur.

“Woman, help me scratch the puppy.
Man, you and your son can play a ball"

When I was a child, I really didn’t like the appeal of the "teti"-"uncle". For me, it was an appeal to relatives. As a child lazy, all adults were called "sorry". Then the same with teachers, teachers in the universe, at work: it allows you not to remember the names of people that will need 1-2 times in life.

At his expense, he is a thief.
You eat and pay for yourself – pheneticist what?? to
You eat and pay for everyone - humiliated

What to do now? Although I know what. Don’t go with men to a café (C)Porto

Thus, a thick parachutist falls at a greater speed. That is why, when disembarking the first goes the radar - he has a 50-kilogram battery on his back.

Not on the back, fucking. On his back is a suitcase with a parachute.
He has a box in his hands on a 15-meter fault. After unlocking, this box is thrown naked, the box lands first and the last 15 meters is overcome by the radist in the eased version.

Little to learn to understand what a woman wants. It is necessary to be able to avoid fulfilling desires under favourable pretexts.

Today I saw my son make an offer to his girlfriend. In the process of breakfast, he took out a box with a ring from somewhere, and, without looking at the girl, methodically chewing the food, pushed that box toward the presumed wife. You know, people usually give salt to somebody. I was all tense, expecting the grandmother’s whispers and hysterics (the girl is twenty years old, it’s so important for them), and she opened her, put on the ring and said “Uga.” Then they continued to silently eat.

“Rabinovich, and why is Medvedev somewhat dumb and evil, and Putin kind and cheerful?? to
"Because Medvedev reads everything about himself on the Internet, and Putin is.

Previously, people (e.g., nobles, nobles, officers) who could not pay a card debt were shot to avoid being considered dishonest.
YYY: Lords, this is the 21st century – people are assaulting genetic engineering and unmanned cars. What card debt is a debt of honor??? Are you about anything at all?
zzz: Imagine an expedition to some distant star, and in the cabin hanged an astronaut, eating a steam car on the misery :(

At the Sberbank payment terminal there is a woman, behind her I. She failed to pay for the receipt, and she asked me to help. I, standing just behind, selected the payment she needed in the menu, entered all the details, the necessary amount, she only had to move the money and get a check.
Having taken the check, she said, without looking at me, “Fuoh, with the help of God, I have done it” and left, leaving only a shadow of confusion on my face.

What I want to say. Chess and mat, amethysts, I exist!
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