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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35555
 05.09.2010
Lisey
O. found a taxi that costs 30p / km. At the same time, they have a service "treat driver" - 50p / km.

by Elvin
= – O

by Elvin
Is it how?

Lisey
Well, it’s probably when a taxi driver carries you drunk in your own car.

Lisey
I want to believe it.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35554
 05.09.2010
B: You have seen it? The carpet has been removed [...]
WOW: I know
Father has already said

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №35553
 05.09.2010
Soffa: I am lying on the beach, next to me two aunts, a kilogram under 100, and I hear one another saying, "Listen, we will come to Kiev - you need to learn to use photoshop.")))))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35552
 05.09.2010
My mother told. In the summer, my grandchildren 7 and 10 were in the village.
of years. Then the younger girl approaches her mother and says:
My grandmother has two good and bad news.
My mom said, let’s get bad first.
- Grandma, I dropped toilet paper into a hole (it was in the village toilet)
There is such a hole.
Now get a good one.
“Baby, but I’ve kept the tip of the paper, it can still be pulled out, let’s go.
rather than!

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