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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №69558
 05.09.2012
IamKarlson: a friend came from Moscow yesterday
IamKarlson: says I listened to the battle, thought the poet
IamKarlson: Coming to Rostov
IamKarlson: You really all say that.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69557
 05.09.2012
In our country, elections resemble the ransom of the bride: everyone knows what they will buy, but customs, traditions... © Sangaji Tarbayev, KVN RUDN, 2003

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69556
 05.09.2012
I bought the director (man for 40, 2 higher) simple pencil, as he asked, give and ask:
Per you should have bought an automatic with changing graffiti?
Director (disappointing): I, this... I like the process of drawing...
I missed)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №69555
 05.09.2012
I wake up one night in the bathroom. I come back and there as in a dumb joke the bed is filled, the guy dressed stands. I go into the room and he is so surprised: Oh, I forgot about you. I understand everything, of course, but to forget about me when he stayed at my house was too much...

[ + 48 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69554
 05.09.2012
I woke up next to a friend, the leaflet fell from my legs. I can see how small her feet are compared to mine. Her feet are narrow, the lift is high, her fingers are so close to each other, the pink nails are precisely cut, my next to her are just slats some with fingers in a scratch and mushrooms. The eye slips higher, on what is also not covered with a cushion - the hands. And the same thing with my hands, I have grabbed, she has small palms, thin, fragile wrists, the skin is straight transparent... I lie down and think, and here I am, virtually yeti next to this fairy, I am in her, such a cute and fragile, just recently choked. It became uncomfortable. Not in a human way.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69553
 05.09.2012
Return to
Even too early. I have tickets for late November.
Where are the tickets?
to home
Where are you happy? O_0
I am in the army.
How is it now in the army?
I sit in a chair with my feet on the table. I drink tea with cake. I listen to music in the army.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №69552
 05.09.2012
Mary: This sad story began with the words “Please cut off five centimeters.”

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №69551
 05.09.2012
This is what tax work with people does.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY He sits before yesterday, falling into the devil. I hear, the bullshit is interesting... but where does the ordinary man get 50 gold?

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