The driver in the tram gives the ticket and says: give the guy in the ass
My husband and I work in bed.
I want to see you masturbate.
I: Look at me!
He looked, looked, and then said:
You’re just like a ballad.
We were able to continue with electricity in half an hour.
Brawn
I’ll just die single and unmarried lady.
Brawn
And I will remember my youth with the words "grabbed blizzard"
Yeshua (14:05:46 5/09/2010)
From the back of the house comes a filmologist dogs to train
Viart (14:05:54 5/09/2010)
OO
Yeshua (14:06:01 5/09/2010)
I just go out smoking there around running 6 combat picnics))))))))))))))
HH: I wanted the best...
Better not to remember!
-=Napalm=- (23:12):
It is time for the Reich!!! to
Leshiy (23:13):
Where are you crazy?!by 1111
If this continues, the 2015 mental health test will consist of one question:
Are you registered with VKontakte, Facebook, LiveJournal?
– No
-So and write: "Inadequate"
The rise of drug addiction already worries even us alcoholics!
Kins1ayer: You are what? =) is
GeBo4ka: I’d kill him because I’d fuck him!
Kins1ayer: That explains everything *HAPPY*
GeBo4ka: Yes because fuck the hood
Kins1ayer: Then it is outrageous ]:->
XXX is
Contact dead 2nd day!!!!! to
XXX is
Contact is dead. Long live the brain!
YYYY
In other words, PPC)
XXX is
I am so happy! I am so happy!
XXX is
Students give up their tails.
XXX is
The students will start teaching!
XXX is
Wives are dinner for husbands.
XXX is
Your husband will not be delayed at work.
YYYY
If all of the base had landed.
XXX is
I would quit and smoke.
One “typical blonde” says: “My mom smoked during pregnancy...and nothing...it’s okay.”
We were sitting at the Moscow airport, waiting for our plane to land in Turkey. A girl next to me, 6 years old, told someone with a cute child's voice: "If the plane crashes and we all die, you can get the black boxes and understand what happened. The black boxes are strong, they don’t burn. It added a lot of optimism. 😉
If you can, playing in Counter-Strike: Sourse, put a headshot with a knife through a wall in the pop to your opponent, who is on the other end of the card, on another server, and who plays in Team Fortress 2 and is under the action of a uber-charge, then know that in terms of cheating you have reached perfection.
We watch a video recording of one of the halls we watch and there the Operator-cassor and the guard arranged an orgia, well we say them on the carpet and write please explanatory... Here they write what they said from 10 p.m. visitors did not, at work they did everything, and then we became bored and we had sex, the entire administration cried... (rofl)
Nick: Modern youth believes that the word "lošárik" derives from the word "lošár".
_Sirion: I enter the Yandex query "piddy"
Sirion: And he asks me this way: maybe you were looking for “pidkasysty”?
Sirion: Oh, this man knows what a man needs
[Ego 03:32:39] I have a question
[Alucard] What
[Ego] I mean I go through dark communication corridors. From the smoker. There are two girls in front of me. One of them is telling a horror movie. Probably just looked. Everyone is impressed. And the hell dragged me to come from behind and do something like 'bu'... Not only did they rebuild the floor of the floor with their scream.
How much faster to remove the blue?
[Alucard] :-D Where
Fuck, this is not funny! Under the eye! Scuco, when they are upset, they can’t do anything, and when ' ghost' fucking, in the eye so will give that any Denny Phil is upset!!! to
Samarin: In the "level" it is uncomfortable to do secas. Especially if we are three.
Liloo: There is also written 4 on 4!
If two cats are charged with different charges, will they stick together? Will there be lightning?
Yyy: If only one of them is actually a cat.
Cognitive dissonance is when you learn that the mother of the ordinary Russian man Yuri Shevchuk is named Fania Akramovna, and the grandfather of the ordinary Russian man Vladimir Vysotsky is Wolf Shliomovich.