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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №86601
 05.09.2013
I am sitting at the interview today, waiting for my turn. The girl comes in and asks: Alexander Anatolyevich-who? There is no answer... She again: Alexander Anatolyevich-who?! And here is her response (at the age of a woman)))) leading Newsblock on MTV!!! to

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86600
 05.09.2013
About relationships: it is hard with a smart man - he has full of cockroaches in his head...

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86599
 05.09.2013
to this:
rented an apartment with a girl a couple of years ago, agreed with the owners to make a cosmetic repair for a discount on payment, ripped the wallpaper in the same room and found a door, without a pen and lock, and behind it a dark room of about 1x2 meters.

This is called the warehouse!! In old houses they are quite spacious.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №86598
 05.09.2013
In the appearance of a serious thing, works or not I don't know, when connecting a spark, it means somehow works

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86597
 05.09.2013
C 4PDA

sn1f̧ 4.09.13 13:30 # Likes: 14
eXweed,
Of course, the galaxy has a chip - the longer and more actively you use this smart - the more it brakes the system as a whole + the faster it discharges.

farexzon 4.09.13 16:03 # 2
S1F,

Recharge faster? Do you want to compete? 4-5 films transmitted to plasma on plug-ins with wifay and all social networks in memory and there will be another 6 hours left for music

Staphylococcus aureus 4.09.13 16:18 # Liked: 20
by farxzon,
What if I pull it out of the roof?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №86596
 05.09.2013
XX: My mom told me about the neighbor at the entrance: pay attention to what a nice boy, I looked at them somehow, and he washes the floor, etc. and etc.
A few years later, the boy killed his grandmother.
YYY: Grandma probably wanted him to pay attention to this one too.
ZZZ: Grandma was washed by.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86595
 05.09.2013
Comments to the news that in connection with the acquisition of Microsoft company Nokia such phones will no longer be:

MaGister13: One time bought a Motorola phone, Motorola disappeared. I bought a Nokia phone, the company also disappeared... I went for a Samsung phone!!! to
Eawiz: And I bought an iPhone on the road.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86594
 05.09.2013
There is some kind of diuretic shit in the strawberries.
It is called water.
There are some microelements...
Nothing at all!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №86593
 05.09.2013
Autumn, as always, began earlier... Punctual cattle unlike summer...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86592
 05.09.2013
xxx: I knew a guy who was shading the balcony...
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ready to bet that the balcony of the guy on the south side and it is still more sensible than xxx

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №86591
 05.09.2013


here here :

I at the time left the universe, then: radio engineering university; radio engineering faculty; specialty - audio-visual technology; issuing department - the theoretical foundations of radio engineering; third semester, in the schedule - 9 subjects, of which only 2 are technical. Mathematics and Physics. Behind the political sciences-philosophies-culturologies, something related to the specialty was not even shown to us far away.

This is a screening. All the most interesting and starts with 3 courses. You are not the first, you are not the last. To throw out this universe above my understanding.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №86590
 05.09.2013
A poet has many wishes.
It is time to confess:
There is no better and purer desire.
Fuck it right in the morning.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №86589
 05.09.2013
from mail.ru
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The question:
xxx: friends, who has thoughts than to take children (age 5 years, 3 and a half, and one and a half) for 7 hours of flight in the airplane? We have some ideas (new children's books, new little toys, paintings + pencils, and of course cartoons for the end of the flight), but all this worked earlier for 4 hours of flight.

The best answers:
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YYYY: Prayer "Our Father"

zzz: Read them books about aircraft accidents.

QQQ: Ask the pilots what they would give to the plane. Then it will be fun and you will fly to the ground faster!)))

www: If you are active through the chur, let count passers in the illuminator, how many will see, as many ice cream or chocolate to choose from.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №86588
 05.09.2013
Katya
Hi, and where are you there?

Sergey
in Switzerland

Katya
The Crouch! When I was studying in the universe, my friends dragged a Swiss traveler from Baikal to Ust-Ilimsk. We talked some in English. I remembered how he grabbed us an apple cake with cream-brune and cried at the train station when we said goodbye.

Sergey
They are very touching. When I told them that if the universiade got them, then we will just win them and it will still be ours - they almost cried))))))))))))

Katya
Oh wow )) well, that guy and said that every self-respecting man there knows how to cook an apple steak )) Well you are a rough man )))))

Sergey
I was in image. I am forgiven)

Katya
Beautiful, let them be afraid

Sergey
No) I then gave them 10 ruble banknotes with the image of Krasnoyarsk. And then he said that whom we conquer - in this place we build a gas station and they again drowned.

[ + 21 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86587
 05.09.2013
This is:

and ppc:
I sit at the stop, so valiously, I smoke paffously. The people cost a man ten, all in their affairs... Well, I smoke a cigarette and shake up (not less pathetically) with my hand, knock off the cigarette to the side. But having made a hook through the stop, the perfect arc disappears precisely into the urna... The thought "how?". I raise my eyes and see the enthusiastic gaze of the whole stop, which somehow miraculously saw the entire flight. Keeping pathos and confidence in myself, I turn my eyes to the distance... And here I hear the dialogue of two girls:
...I do not envy his girlfriend, with such accuracy, he will hit the target through a condom.
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Have you tried to throw your dirty bulls into the urn on a regular basis?

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №86586
 05.09.2013
The xxx:
Pricked
My grandmother brought blenders.
I burned them so much.
Polarity Polarity
The tea there.
Are they with meat?
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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №86585
 05.09.2013
Comment on the video on the assembly of tablets for $ 50 in China

Tibet in Tibet:
Why are some Chinese tied to the table?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86584
 05.09.2013
Who are you by horoscope?
I am so cute ?))
Lee:??????????? to
Sergey: Virgin, born in the year of the dog =)))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86583
 05.09.2013
Vitaleemour: sweet dreams, sweet sweetness
Vitaleemour: a man will work
Neri: Of course...I want to make money.
neri: * f
vitaleemour: "on the tuili" I liked the option more )
vitaleemour: I myself invented a hero, I will call it "Toyle" - and you ) with tape 0))
Neri: I want to tfuel))
vitaleemour: well or tfueli... pofig in principle)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86582
 05.09.2013
From the forum, talk about other people's photos in questionnaires

Vvv: I just got one old photo. Discovered it suddenly on one medical site as an illustration to the article "Cosophilia". She was... very pleased.

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