If a man is dead, he is not necessarily shot. If a man is shot, he is dead. Do you feel the difference?
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He reminded Bayonne:
A little boy sweets a candy.
A self-driving car came to him from behind.
People read in the newspapers this morning:
"The boy died by drowning a candy".

First time in the first class:
On the second day of training, the son came and said he had received a call on behavior. When asked what he was doing, he explained that there were five remarks, two of them for singing the Russian anthem, painting our flag. He sang the Imperial March. I had to urgently learn the hymn melody>

How many wars have happened in the world, and peaceful demonstrations of citizens have always demanded one thing: PEACE.And only Ukrainian wives and mothers have thought of demanding tanks.
They do not want an end to the war, but a rotation.
Give mine back and take someone else away.
Can anyone understand what is happening to them all?? to

[I am alone in the apartment] In the kitchen, melon fell on the floor, trembling on the floor passed through the entire apartment. It was awful at first, then it became funny. We need to go see what condition the floor and the melon itself. This is a dune, what else is there to fall? Or not a melon? Isn’t it a melon at all?! to

I know who the name is!

“I totally agree with you,” said the Duchess, “and the morality here is this: every vegetable has its time. Or, if you want, I will formulate it more simply: never think that you are different from what you could have been other than being different in cases where you can not be otherwise.
L. Carroll, "Alice in Wonderland"4405

XHHH: I cooked the strawberries. I have a sweet woman.
There is still a sweet table, sweet gripes and a couple of sweet taburets.

Whoever does not jump - that Rembrandt!
YYY: Da Vinci comes, the order is set.
Zzzz: Glory to the dead! Glory to Impressionism!

I am a bicycle rider (
YYY: Are you programming or are you upset?

It-Yt: In short, we agreed with that cowmaker on the supply of fertilizer for the country cooperatives.
But we were rejected in the ADM. the city to register LLC "Govna Kusok", motivating this by moral and ethical norms and general human considerations.
You are a bitch, fucker. Nihren doesn’t mean marketing.
That’s why we are now called OOO "Vasileok".

friend (d) lies in an infection with acute intestinal
Hi, has the dress gone?
d: I look at friends.I almost passed.Toilet paper is over - so everyone is suffering.
I: fuck the joke))) break the sheets! you have a chick, Mike is short?)))
Q: The doctor said it was social (wtf?) The problem is that it does not solve it.
I: You tell her that the problems affecting such a number of societies in the pre-dressed state can literally fall on her, including her!

Evgeny
Today you can wear jeans and roast.
by 11:30:59

forever
I went to the ballets.)
by 11:31:39

Evgeny
Some of the ballets?
by 11:31:55

forever
At the end of the day))))))))

Well, in general, a healthy serious organization. The harsh men. YYY works there. And this madman put all the chiefs on the ears, achieving that they spent 20 kilograms of iris for construction needs.

Chat technical support:

Xenia: Ilya if you do not use the number for 3 months you start to write off the fee for the number inactivity.
How to make money stop writing?
Xenia: Use the number, Ilya.

XXX is:
Good morning, and I like to walk around the ruined barracks.
Remove wallpapers and read newspapers from underneath them.

YYY :
It sounds like a passage from a song of Civil Defense.

When comments are added in Zebbaly and Heppins, such shit disappears.

Oh women!
I call my wife, where are you?
Yes, in the store...
I: Yes, you said that you will go for the shoes in the autumn. I bought?
No (Some trouble with the size)
I: What about the size?
Yes, this is the 42nd size coffit, and the 44th size coffit is small (

Reference to Sabbath:
Unfortunately, after getting married, it is only used as a cushion.

Free medicine starts with paid bills.
And paid medicine - from free bachelors. The paradox...

C is not mine!

This is a Viking rabbit wounded in countless battles and wounded as a result of received wounds.

Let us announce a contest for the best comic for this quote!

In Europe, especially in its well-known cleanliness and inadequate decency on the street - Germany (Austria, Switzerland) there are no toilets.

We were in Germany in 2012, when I was pregnant. The toilet was very relevant. Looking for them for a long time did not have to anywhere, absolutely nowhere! In addition, I was stunned by the presence of tables for diapers everywhere. You enter the blue cabin (as we put on the squares during the walk), and there the table is rolled down.
Everywhere clean and washed.
We were in Frankfurt and the surrounding area.
Tell me not to talk...