Especially today looked - "cardmaker", that is, a person with a card, served in 1.5−2 times longer (this is if nothing goes).

Thank you my mother. Thus e. In order for you to stand in line for 2 minutes less in the store, should I be in line for 5 minutes in the ATM before that? Did you not hide the time? In general, remove the complaints of the store. Everywhere I am, the picture is exactly the opposite. As long as you put your thousand in your hands (at the purchase amount of 47 rubles), as long as the cashier scratches you the deposit, while you scratch it in your pockets... even the most brake terminal will have time to contact the bank, make payment and issue a check.

Sberbank will start issuing passports to citizens

The next step is to register marriages by mail.

I remembered the story that my mother-in-law told me about her husband when he was a child. Once she went with him to a rest home from her business. In the evening, before dinner, she told me to go down to the dining room and wait for her there. When she went down, she saw a picture: a man of 15 uncles of different ages sitting at tables shifted together, listening attentively to someone and laughing at someone's jokes. She came closer and stumbled: her son was sitting in the middle of the table. And all these women listened to him, almost opening their mouths. As it turned out, the dinner was delayed, and from boredom he began to tell them stories from his school and out-of-school life. The boy was 9 years old.

Also also :
It is time to roll out this system, there are constantly some bugs happening here.

and newis:
New cycle of articles on the hub "How I moved to live and work in the Sirius system"

The Immaculate:
I moved into the Betelgeuse system. Here, interplanetary tanks are not flying on fossil transuranium elements, which pollute the interstellar space and are mined on the planet’s axis of evil, but on cheap free vacuum energy. Thanks to the famous entrepreneur Erion Mentacho, who began to produce the first boats on the new technology.
And the judicial system is not based on an outdated blockchain, but on quantum cryptography. Therefore there is silence and grace. But for every case, each home has 1-2 plasma magans, fortunately, unlike backward systems, we are allowed to carry plasma weapons.

by Schmeel:
I moved into the Betelgeuse system.

by prostofilya:
Not the best choice. He may soon be born.
Just look at what a huge temperature she has!

by Goodkat:
But wages are three times higher than the average in the sector, and the space is almost free, but the betelgeizes are scary, of course.

The gearbox:
>but the betelgeizes are scary, of course.
That’s because Spice is cheap.

Proof of flat earth.

Geologists who drilled the Kolsk super-deep well claimed that they recorded terrifying sounds at a huge depth. This is, say, the hell.
In fact, it was trumpeted by the pain of elephants, on which the flat Earth rests.

xxx: The reaction to the black’s surprise is correct. Immediately visible genetics of the person, who lived next to lions and crocodiles. In any unclear situation, increase the distance.

yyy: I think that the long hats they developed being in confusion, on the one hand to fuck the grandmother pleasant, on the other hand - well her naked, you need to increase the distance.

Zzz: especially if a crocodile holds her head

by this:
Lie somehow in the refrigerator a long-lasting yogurt (month 2-3) about which was announced before dinner to the whole large family said not to eat. It is broken" We live in the cottage while repairing. In the morning, while everyone is asleep, I hear my mother’s conversation with her wife. You know the yogurt is really gone. I decided to eat it "to not throw it out". The whole night was troubled."
Can you throw it out immediately? Or yours, it will heal in a few months and it can be used? Idiots b...

My dentist advised me to buy an electric toothbrush.

I bought it today and tried it for the first time.

In my mind, I know that she really cleans well. But the feelings are like I’m doing a fallout to a gasoline engine.

here here :

At my question, why can't the next glass be served normally, the lady, less doubting, declares to me that she throws ice into my glass, the wine, meanwhile, and will cool. The fact that it will be wine diluted with water, she apparently does not understand in principle. ;D...

“Singularity, routine,” she continued, “this is what causes grief. Excursions, lunches, theaters, balls, dinners - and on the whole the goldenness of the wealth beating through the edge. Sometimes even a crunch of ice cream in my glass of champagne can make me crazy.
Mr. Parkenstecker seemed to listen to her with unfailing interest.
“I always liked,” he said, “to read and listen to the life of the rich and the great world society. I must be a little snob. I like to have accurate information about everything. I had the idea that champagne is frozen in bottles, not put ice right into glasses.
“Let you know,” she explained in a complacent tone, “that we, people of empty class, often entertain ourselves by violating established traditions. Just recently it is fashionable to put ice in champagne...."

As a result of correspondence with the customer, "non-transaction" documents turned into "non-traditional".

They do it all through the ass!

xxx: We had a long-haul driver in the army



xxx: A gazelle was attached to him on which he carried food every day from the warehouse to the dining room (this is 50 meters wherever).

The meaning of being afraid of loneliness, if after death all this will be irrelevant? If you are a lonely old man, then fear only one thing you really need: how not to forget about God. He is the only one who can help you after death.

YYY: How can Poseidon help me? You will not expect even normal seafood from him during life, and what will happen after life?

You look at the primitive rod in Donatello’s legs and it seems that his mind is overestimated. The bag!
The battle rope was invented in Chinese monasteries, borrowed by Okinawa rebels, refined by the Japanese. The monks are glad that they did not have to spoil karma with the intestines. The rebels disguise their weapons under a cradle. The Japanese decided to take a different material for the six, so that in case of the samurai with katana without damaging their precious skin.
In general, Don’s intellect and scientific knowledge enable him to effectively use bo. by FICHA!

The problem, then, is that the watchdog does not give permissions precisely by seeking a law by which she can refuse.

This is not the problem, but the problem of the heroine. In working hours, lawyers are looking for laws, and officials are looking for nothing, they have everything found and written. In general, the work of the official consists in accepting one new document (for example, a statement), checking its correctness (compliance with the established form, the number and order of items, the coincidence of the invoice with existing documents, which are attached by the applicant to the application in a different amount) and in exchange to issue another document (permission) of the established form. There is no freedom of creation. If the permission should be the original text, it goes there from statement word to word, there is no other way in the bureaucratic machine.

Many buyers are confident that if the seller works here, he should know everything about the product, this is his duty, he gets money for it. Oh, colossal, at the level of the courtier, who throws the street around the supermarket, but the courtier is not obliged to tell everyone about all the sights and historical facts of the micro district for which he is responsible.

Boy, if you are so disgusting to communicate with people, and the salary at the same time is "like the yardman", then any reasonable misanthropist would have long since left the sellers and took the butt in his hands. Don’t go away, there are only two options. Either you have an intelligence at the level of a methole, and you have not thought about it before, or you just like to cheat buyers. Both options are very "nothing".

I add.

Many buyers are confident that if the seller works here, he should know everything about the product, it is his duty, he receives money for it.

- many patients are confident that if a doctor works here, he should know about diseases everything, this is his duty, he gets money for it.

Many parents believe that if a teacher works here, he should know everything about the curriculum, this is his duty.

- Many customers are confident that if the sanitary technician works here, he should...

You are right. In fact, it is enough to just sit comfortably on a chair for a salary.

> I saw an old woman on a selfie. She chases herself in business along the shore, in a blouse, the shirt is swirled, a radix on her hand. Absolutely charming spectacle.

Under the nose of Eddy.
Who Helps People
ha-ha
Just wasting time.
Good deeds
ha-ha
cannot be celebrated
...and in the riddle a specially trained rat... there was not a crocodile and an unclear earring lemur with a just anger in the eyes?

Oleg: Unix console is killing me.
Oleg: I usually edit the text in the editor vim.
Oleg: And here is the task of numbering the lines. Well, in Wima, of course, for almost any of your wishes there are several ways to realize it.
Oleg: Here is this command numbering the lines in the outlined text:
'<,'>!nl -ba -nrz -w2 -s" "
Oleg: How can you remember this fucking fool if you chew once every two five years?
Maxim: I first thought what you would say.
What a wicked team.
Maxim: and most importantly simple
Maxim: even wanted to ignore
Maxim: and then read

In St. Petersburg was drowned
Helicopter with tourists.
Better to burn the word.
With thick ministers.

X: The caterpillar sat here
X: The whole story
X: I put the guys in one cage. At first they fuck each other.
X: Then they went singing. The crap is crap.
X: And they are like that. Out of the crowd all of a sudden one stands up and crumbles and heads on the sides crumbles.
X: And right away in the other corner another pops up.
X: Here's all the craft jurt snuck ort fucking each other
X: I looked at it and called it...
The word called,
X: Before leaving I cut off the nail...Happy.
X: I can say that I cut out the word and smile)
Q: How did you spend the summer?
You won all the nominations! (the patchwork)