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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №156852
 05.09.2021
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Xxx: Oh, he has a good skill. He ran a long time before dying.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №156851
 05.09.2021
Several times before I received SMS "Papa, translate but to the number +7XXXXXXXXXX 5000 rubles. I will explain everything.”

Since I have two children, and I knew exactly who was where (about the older one), I always answered.

“Come home, take a taxi at my expense, take it in the safe, you know the code.”

Usually there is silence, but the answer has just come.

“The greedy woman”



Oh those kids :)

[ + 19 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156850
 05.09.2021
Judging by the sharp rise in prices for most foodstuffs, livestock and fuel, we have in the country from stability – only the immutability of power.

© Dmitry Sviridov

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №156849
 05.09.2021
The first working day. I just want to go back to the warm sea and a cold beer. And here - in the morning, we can't pull, we can't pull out. On the left side of the motorcycle wheel is a wheel, wheel.
Behind the last bike, in four meters, like a rope tied, a crown flies. Ordinary gray, thick such, Moscow carcass. I woke up a little - this is a bird handy at the bike driver, running after the owner without a guide. The Style!
Before supporting the bridge, the two-wheelers are slowed and pressed into the left strip: narrow. The aforementioned motorcyclist also reduced the speed, after which Vorona, after catching up and hanging over him for a moment, climbed and licked a huge black-and-white-green cacao on the polished ground. If it were not the round head of the helmet, it would have been placed precisely behind the shovel.
Then she broke the twist across all five rows and scratched back along the edge.

I know that motorcyclists don’t like bad motorcyclists. But what did the motorcyclist have to do to get the crown?! to

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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №156848
 05.09.2021
I believe that Russia should gradually discontinue the celebration of victory in the war and slowly begin the post-war reconstruction of the country!

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