Lennochka :
but better when an unusual romantic, or most think that a red rose on a first date is generally the most romantic that you can only think of :(
and blues:
On the first date, you need to give a spade.
and blues:
Wrapped in red tape
and blues:
beautiful, practical and PPC as unusual
At 4 p.m. wildly wanted to drink hot coffee.I steal to the kitchen...in the dark...the light can't be turned on, I'll all get up and die by the death of the brave...so that something could be seen I open the refrigerator LG no frost, which has a function - 1 minute open drill-feeds until you close...I do not turn on the cupboard noise - I heat in the pot on the plate water...stay drink-stul scripts...I immediately feel who is in the house master.
Tiaap
by Romstein TRU
psycho
HOAA
psycho
Translation of pedestrian
Tiaap
In my neck is a snorkel(s)
I got stuck in my throat (c)
Tiaap
It’s better than worthless.
psycho
probably
Darkduke: Interesting and tried enough FB site?)))
Flash.exe: I think not
Flash.exe: It's like mint on the street to leave just like this
The thought arises somewhere at the bottom of the spinal cord, goes up the spinal column and blows up at the tip of the nerve inside the cranial box, illuminating the empty curves.
Quotes about GTA and Alexey. Man, do you understand how many people passing through GTA4 and reading tours rush to call the same number from the mission to see if the girl will really take the phone? Yes, you really figured out Alexey.)
Major is the one who does not eat the remains of the chips in the corners of the pack.
He: I want to sleep
He: And there is
She: And what more?
See also: sex
VolteR (22:45:36 3/01/2009)
When two dogs gather together
VolteR (22:45:43 3/01/2009)
It either leads to nothing.
VolteR (22:45:51 3/01/2009)
Or it is a genius.
1st :
Where can I find a soft toy black rabbit?
2nd :
You can do it anywhere, don’t be ashamed.
xx is happy!
It is not Vasa, it is his father.
XX: Father of Hueplet!
The dead are either good or nothing.
So what is hidden behind the words: "Honor the memory of the deceased with silence"?
Yesterday in the Zhytomyr hypermarket.
A security guard from video surveillance enters the IT department and with a very serious look
He declares:
I have intellectual problems!! to
Standing and silent.
First the department was silent, then roared.
He never understood what it was about.
The license key for the program ended.
"Science and Technology"
Yesterday I accidentally bought a condom of just a giant size.
I give it for free to anyone. I look forward to. and raise.
by anekdotc.ru
Many people think that it is narrow when your intimate photos get in the net to share... Turn it is not the worst... much worse when they are in the section "Household erotics horrors"
My mom made some fuzzy familiar, half-forgotten to taste salad. I try. I like it.
What a delicious salad! The new?
I’m going to "Love"
I will never speak with my mouth full again.
The idea came about online games: in the game you find opponents who are weaker than you, beat them, get valuable things and sell them. Or you can gather a group and go to beat stronger opponents.
Reminds me of Gopnik?
Qesus
You can’t understand, you’re not condemned.
Prince of Silence
You are wrong, I’ve been sick since childhood.
Qesus
But you don’t even hang your cheek!
Prince of Silence
Yesterday it hanged off, but today I attached it to Scotch.
I picked potatoes in the store, the seller is a cute girl. I picked up the potatoes in the warehouse, brought the weighs, gave the packs to me:
It is 525 rubles.
I: The girl from where so much, should be a hundred rubles less. How much is a kilogram?
D is 20 rubles.
I: How much did you weigh me?
D: Wow, I didn’t look at the weights!! to
I never understood what she had in excess – greed or stupidity.
Oh guys, who knows what our first exam is, 5th, that is tomorrow?
What is the 5th session?
Zzzz: What is the fourth day???? to