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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107826
 06.01.2015
Midnight Dancer: Breakbit is the music of my heart! * love *
Duke JB: Do you have arithmia?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107825
 06.01.2015
XXX: There is no God.

yyy: what if I find it?

You will find – believe the Jews, they have long sought.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107824
 06.01.2015
From the burning earth
Good afternoon Alexey!
Would you like to know if it is possible to ask for advice on repairing your apartment?
There are many controversial questions, but there is no way you could consult with anyone! So I appeal to you.
Good afternoon Renate!
I wanted to know if it is possible to apply to you for money at your own expense?
There are a lot of important costs, but there is no sponsor like you who could pay for it all. So I appeal to you...


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107823
 06.01.2015
Hitler did not want to destroy all Russians, Jews, Ukrainians, Belarusians as a biological species.
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Fuck, Russians, Jews, Ukrainians and Belarusians have become different biological species... Between them, we must suppose, they do not cross, yes. Who is this fascist?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107822
 06.01.2015
Here’s a fresh piece of literature:
"...I’m talking about Europe, but I’m talking about Spain..."

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107821
 06.01.2015
The husband who visited the birth of his wife, never again in the company of the men says, “Good to them, grandmothers...”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107820
 06.01.2015
UUU
The toys are not mine 😉
I once read a book by Lukyanenko, which he wrote on order as a advertisement for a computer online game. I liked the book, even though it was advertising. I read and decided to play, of course, yeah)))) that is, the advertisement worked)

Well, in general, click to register, there they write - enter your name. I write a tail. I have a name, write another. I think you go)

I have never played)

xxxx
A short and beautiful story of the gamer
I think the best possible.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107819
 06.01.2015
dizel_by: Let us cooler_by tell how his Huawei P7 lives 4 days :)
cooler_by: Live if you turn off the data pedaler
dizel_by: If you turn off, then any phone will live a week :) But why then the phone? Calling the whale?! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107818
 06.01.2015
I need $150,000 urgently!! No interest, no commissions, no guarantors! I have a bad credit history, I need to close loans in banks!! to
This is a naive people. They think that if they say URGENT, then immediately there will be a magical solution to their problems.
Do you suck your penis well?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107817
 06.01.2015
I am leaving, corresponding with a girl who remains at home. When I ask if everything is okay, I send a SMS:

"Sitting at home, you will hear the terrible hanging sounds of metal, as if Satan himself is breaking his hell power on the house, seeking to bring it down to the hell of dogs, and in general, this whole wretched world, don't be afraid - a passenger elevator has earned."

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107816
 06.01.2015
During WW2 the first to launch bombing of civilians were the British. They bombed the Germans in full growth since the spring of 1940. The Germans began to respond with bombing only in the autumn of 1940.
So is.
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So what, right? Did Goebbels bite you?

May 14, 1940 - Luftwaffe bombed Rotterdam. The city center is removed from the face of the earth.
On May 15, 1940, the Kiev Armed Forces launched a small retaliatory strike in the Ruhr region. Bombers capable of flying to Rour and back are still very few.
July 10, 1940 - Luftwaffe begins the attacks of naval convoys in La Manche. There are also attacks on ports.
August 1 – The Germans realize that something is missing and begin to prepare for mass bombing.
August 13 - Day of the Eagle, mass bombing of British airfields begins.
August 25 - Several German bombers fall off course and mistakenly attack the outskirts of London.
August 26 – Kiev bombs Berlin in response.
September 7 – Bombardment of British airfields and military facilities is ineffective. Luftwaffe begins the "London flash". German bombs were dropped on London for 57 nights.

Well, this is called "the bombing of the Germans in full rise"?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107815
 06.01.2015
Children in restaurants. I remembered a vulgar joke:

A soldier is on a train and carries a bag of sweaters with him, along with him in the coupe is a woman with a child. The child is constantly screaming, climbing where it is not necessary, but the soldier is patient.

The child’s mother can’t stand it and says:

You would scream at him, or scare him, or he would not stop.

The Soldier:
Your mother, or I’ll beat you.

“Well, what do you say, you would say, ‘I’ll hide it in my bag...’

To whom is he in my bag so that I can sweat?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107814
 06.01.2015
What do you know about objectivation? In most games, the man is the moving part for the shotgun.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №107813
 06.01.2015
Opolion: However, black people were no different from the local, non-black Soviet citizens, who were brutally exterminated during Stalin’s pogroms.
All Soviet blacks were exterminated during Stalin’s pogroms, and I think – why didn’t we have blacks?
Intertwined Silo: In the 1960s
Evgeni1010: It is true! Everybody was destroyed by Lawrence. This is xenophobia and...
South Ural: The name of this vaccanaly remains to choose!Negrocide or Blackmore


[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107812
 06.01.2015
Fater: He lived in Germany, When the Germans were sober—typical Democrats, and drunk—the fascists were fascists.
Stanislav A: they are so fun to rest on the beaches: they wear the same t-shirts and baseball socks, take a snaps on the chest and march on the shore and sing choir songs. ))) When I first saw it, I thought a team of scouts had eaten.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107811
 06.01.2015
Hearing the end of the dialogue of the girl (d) with the guy (p):
D: What people went, whom do not spit everyone is offended.
Q: And it is true, why suddenly.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107810
 06.01.2015
For the Japanese, as far as I know, bringing problems with their behavior to the people around them is considered extremely impolite. Mentality is so.
= is
As far as I know, bringing people into trouble with their behavior is considered inappropriate simply in a normal society. For example, the English say that a polite person is one who does not cause trouble to others. So the mentality is not that of the Japanese, but of educated people regardless of the name of the country.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107809
 06.01.2015
x: Why do I need to restart the computer after I installed the driver in Windows 7?
for total moral satisfaction.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107808
 06.01.2015
They will find a reason to be upset.
To begin with, Hitler was not going to destroy the Russians as a biological species. But even if he was going to blitzkrieg he planned against the Soviet Union, not against all the Russians in the world.
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
You would have a book to read. You know about Hitler only from jokes, I think. In fact, there was still a swipe around him who made it. In fact, from the statements of Göring, the Russians are the lower race, not worthy to be called people. The fate of the Russians is dull physical work, they are not capable of anything more."----- This is just one phrase. There was a whole doctrine.
One thing is incomprehensible - are you so stupid that even on the entertainment resource it has to be told? You have a couple of phrases of all your laziness and stupidity. You have Japanese noble soldiers, then Hitler is almost a mass public.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №107807
 06.01.2015
<...> In order to prevent theft of wood, you can feed them, dry them and enjoy the result. The main thing is not to throw such wood into the oven.
It is...
A relative, who served in the army, said: when the neighbors began to steal wood, he started several fields with artillery powder. The robberies soon ceased due to the lack of a stove.

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