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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №155600
 06.01.2021
Remember that the person close to you is not God. He may not forgive anything.
San is

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №155599
 06.01.2021
How to teach children to read

Once upon a time, my family had to share housing for some time with my sister’s family and her two offspring.
And I was overwhelmed by hanging young offspring in a class by hour, with smartphones (this is not permissible, because another five people are dancing a tick under the door of the sort/soul.

And then I decided authoritatively - to enter the sort of onli without a smartphone. And so that it wasn’t boring, and for the sake of courage, I printed an A4 sheet with 10 interesting facts about the human body, and a scotch glued it in front of the toilet. By the evening, all the residents, including my five-year-old child, lively discussed the length of the intestines, the area of the skin, and the rate of cell renewal.
Then I had to update the infotainment. A list of records of the world of animals. By evening, the results of self-education are available. and carried.
And a week later I came to mind a brilliant idea - to hang a table of multiplication in the sorting. It should be said that her nephews taught her unreasonably.

The phenomenon of air refresher. Verified and works.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №155598
 06.01.2021
In 2020, many medieval fun has returned to fashion:
Died from an epidemic.
Persecution of heretics
Destroying political opponents
Destroying someone.
Attacking the monastery

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