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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №21074
 06.10.2009
A colleague of work tells about how she went to the sauna with her husband. After the story, she gives a phrase - thoughtfully like this:

Now I understand how difficult the work of prostitutes is.

Everything has fallen. and :)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №21073
 06.10.2009
Rabbi
I got a hat at work.

Rabbi
with logo

Danish
Instead of SP?

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21072
 06.10.2009

Nataly
In general, child humanism is a very non-trivial thing. I bought cancer this weekend. Antonha was very worried that they were bad in the bedroom, cold, and so on. But without any thought, I threw them into the pot.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №21071
 06.10.2009
An idiot knocked in the ass:
Free Wind
Do you want me to virtualise you?

I am
Adult transformator bucket, it is time to relieve tension

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №21070
 06.10.2009
I go to my friend’s car every night.
One car in the photo, and the other in the hole in the garage.

Requirements for the vase:
We will do
Take off, buy
We will try differently.
It’s all simple, breaking up for nothing.

Epithetics for Foreigners
and bleak
The bourgeois fucking
Fuck you get it.
Are you smoking?
You know how much that fucking shit costs?! to
A little more can stretch, and then buy a new, copy.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №21069
 06.10.2009
In general, girls grow up earlier.
Girls are more beautiful than girls ;)
OVSYAN: and in general, on beautiful girls before there are hunters and all that.
Tatiana: and they are unfortunate 😉
Tatiana is broken!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №21068
 06.10.2009
HHH
By the way, Yulk! Congratulations to me fucking. My breasts have grown :)

WOWU
Are we waiting for supplementation?

HHH
We eat a lot.

WOWU
and)))

WOWU
Then fuck you!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №21067
 06.10.2009
XXX: People, in our city in general can be found a normal size of 56?
YYY: 56 probably even the dress will be hard to find, not that the cushion.
ZZZ: Shrek does not make cuddles.
XXX: Thanks to you dear!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №21066
 06.10.2009
There are two books next to the shelf. One "Easy Way to Quit Smoking" and the second "Easy Way to Quit Smoking Forever". (They are :

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