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Comment quote №71088
06.10.2012
and wrote: Yes, I do not argue. I have been working for eight years.
Mocus [Koodoo] wrote: What is it? and :)
and wrote: In Gazprom Suki are Accidentally Surviving Qualified Engineers
Mocus [Koodoo] wrote: What is it? and :)
and wrote: In Gazprom Suki are Accidentally Surviving Qualified Engineers
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Comment quote №71087
06.10.2012
You know, when I get rich, I’ll find all the girls I didn’t fuck and fuck them!
Yyy: the main thing is to ask them to pull out their jaw before sex ;-)
Yyy: the main thing is to ask them to pull out their jaw before sex ;-)
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Comment quote №71086
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Comment quote №71086
06.10.2012
X: I walk without a clock and I don’t go.
Y: What are you proud of? Sho in winter - you take off your gloves, open your bag, look there for a long time in the mobile phone, turn off the lock, look at the time, put the mobile phone back in the mess, close the bag, put on the gloves and ask yourself the question, the jump was written there?and "
Y: What are you proud of? Sho in winter - you take off your gloves, open your bag, look there for a long time in the mobile phone, turn off the lock, look at the time, put the mobile phone back in the mess, close the bag, put on the gloves and ask yourself the question, the jump was written there?and "
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Comment quote №71085
06.10.2012
Cadabra, discussion of the magnet that saves fuel
Thaw
I took three, and you won't believe, the car started to produce gasoline, and not simple, and 102 sports, if you drive at 7 thousand turns at least 5 kilometers, the tank begins to spill, know only collect in a barrel. The dynamic has improved three times!!! And the expenditure fell, now I drive on a Porsche 9ff quota for three bodies, and it is on the front drive!!! I advise everyone, you won't guess, a great thing, before this oil had to change every 7 thousand km, now I drive forty and no problems!!! The icons on the panel began to melt, the liver stopped sick, and the cousin stopped drinking, the potency improved, peace and peace came into the family, the son is studying for five, I advise everyone!!!!!!! to
He1ix
Buy a hairdresser and a hairdresser. The veil on the seats will start to grow and the spikes will begin to lengthen on the winter rubber, you will have to fight this. Infa is 146%!
Thaw
I took three, and you won't believe, the car started to produce gasoline, and not simple, and 102 sports, if you drive at 7 thousand turns at least 5 kilometers, the tank begins to spill, know only collect in a barrel. The dynamic has improved three times!!! And the expenditure fell, now I drive on a Porsche 9ff quota for three bodies, and it is on the front drive!!! I advise everyone, you won't guess, a great thing, before this oil had to change every 7 thousand km, now I drive forty and no problems!!! The icons on the panel began to melt, the liver stopped sick, and the cousin stopped drinking, the potency improved, peace and peace came into the family, the son is studying for five, I advise everyone!!!!!!! to
He1ix
Buy a hairdresser and a hairdresser. The veil on the seats will start to grow and the spikes will begin to lengthen on the winter rubber, you will have to fight this. Infa is 146%!
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Comment quote №71084
06.10.2012
News: The police-drug trafficker seized a sword, a sword and a castet.
The comments:
What is the sword for?! to
He is no longer Sir.
zzz: a sword, a sword, a cast... is he an orc?
Aaa: He managed to get rid of his armor and helmet.
bbb: "Thousands of thousands"
The comments:
What is the sword for?! to
He is no longer Sir.
zzz: a sword, a sword, a cast... is he an orc?
Aaa: He managed to get rid of his armor and helmet.
bbb: "Thousands of thousands"
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Comment quote №71083
06.10.2012
Montag1976: Translation of a famous joke: The wife said that to the mistress. The mistress said to his wife. And for the computer and in the tanks!!))