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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №37018
 06.10.2010
That was 10 years ago, at the time of college. I was riding a city bus "Ikarus" (harmony). The bus is stopping. The driver goes out to look at the front right wheel. A very drunk man, turning about through the middle of the bus screams to the direction of the driver's cabin: "Boss, stand, don't touch, there is some mess under the wheels." The reaction was instantaneous.)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №37017
 06.10.2010
What do we have for breakfast, Berrymore?
The wolf, sir!! to
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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №37016
 06.10.2010
Friends are looking for an alternative to the moms.

I especially liked when one in my hearts shouted: Yes, chewed cake, fucking...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №37015
 06.10.2010
4 Japanese kilometers: And I was in the subway somehow, and in the wagon came the conductor-controller bus, the most real - with a beige and in an acid vest. So a couple of boys immediately crashed from the place and ran out into the already closing doors. A bad habit, you can see right away. That’s what I do... I now know exactly who I’m wearing for Halloween:))))))))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №37014
 06.10.2010
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And now a humorous moment and a poem from Alisha.

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Does the hand hurt? C:\Porno -> Shift+Delete!

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №37013
 06.10.2010
Girls, when thrown away by boys, often think, “Here I will be famous, he will see me one day on TV, will remember, and will cry bitterly, that such happiness missed.”
If this happens suddenly, the boy turns from the calf to a friend sitting next to the beer and says, "You see that calf? I have it ".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №37012
 06.10.2010
xxx: Hi, and can you do, for example, delete messages such as a user if his messages under the go 2 want to delete completely the wall and, for example, messages 2
0 is

YYY: For example, I didn’t understand anything.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №37011
 06.10.2010
I know why I need an iPhone.
xxx: Its owner finds a crowded place, pulls it out of his pocket, removes the lock, lays out a couple of menus, turns it off and puts it back into his pocket.
No more why, chick.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №37010
 06.10.2010
The girl comes to work...
HR: In what field are you an expert?
Girl: (thinkingly) in the Sverdlovsk...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №37009
 06.10.2010
93% of girls masturbate in the shower and the rest sing one song.
She: What one?
I mean, you are masturbating.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №37008
 06.10.2010
In Yekaterinburg, a pedestrian who fell under two cars escaped from the scene of the accident

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №37007
 06.10.2010
XX: Buchenwald is all about you.
Is this beer?
xxx: yeah, run to the synagogue and go out "all around Buchenwald, guys!!and "

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №37006
 06.10.2010
xxx:I want a hard disk with a volume of several yoptobytes
xxx: yotobytes
yyy: "yoptobytes- for real boys"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37005
 06.10.2010
I have been drawn to a rookie, I react to each of them differently. And the previous admin did not listen to us until we acknowledge that we are Indians, he called us Indians...
She told me that... ))

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37004
 06.10.2010
If a cat refuses to eat pork, is it a Muslim?
Did he tell you so straight?
AMM is joking? He doesn’t tolerate talking to me.


[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №37003
 06.10.2010
YYYY
I didn’t even think you wanted me.

YYYY
So unexpectedly

XXX is
Fuck, I didn’t even notice.

YYYY
What?

XXX is
I want you

YYYY
Do you think the weather is rising?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №37002
 06.10.2010
X: I’ve got my skin squeezed as I remember how we kissed!
A: Yes at all!
X: No, it’s my window at work opened.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №37001
 06.10.2010
You know my golden dream.
2: well
1: let my girlfriend say to me - "let's fuck her!"

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №37000
 06.10.2010
She is: Hi How is your nymph?
It is dynamite.
She says: Congratulations! And how she? I want details!
It is early to congratulate. Hit the second slang. It was a gloss.

[ + 87 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36999
 06.10.2010
Talk about religion in a forum.

Kalinin: In general, it is interesting...

1st The state is held by the sale of irreparable natural resources.
2nd In power is a Colonel of KGB with a swirling rattleship and swirling.
Three Do not say excessive words anywhere - they are called hork and dough in the mouth,
4 is Free media is on the Internet.
5 is The image of the country is scary.
6 is Average salary below the subsistence minimum in Europe and North America
7 is No university in the country is among the top 100 universities in the world.
8 is Over the past 20 years, 120,000 scientists have left the country.
9 is Science is funded out of hands.
10 is Community in the ass.
11 is Transportation is the same.
12 is There are a million rabbits in the country. feeding for 50 rubles a day,
Thirteen So many abandoned children with the same food in kindergartens,
14 is Approximately the same number of seniors in the old houses, with the same content,
15 is In several regions there is a sluggish war of terrorists with others.
16 is The main friends of the state: Gaddafi, Chavez and Morales,
17th Drug addiction in flight.
18 is Training in Peak,
19 is The system of reserves and national parks is almost not financed.
20 is The system of state archives and libraries is covered with mold.

And the most discussed topic is whether there is a God, and what poops have so eaten up.

Think about it, your mother! From here it is necessary to struggle – or to deal with power, but not with priests.

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