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[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54514
 06.10.2011
A letter came for a refund of money for the goods, a scan of the manuscript. The authorship and punctuation are preserved.

"Please give me my money back in Switzerland.
What we bought in the store.
Block cannot enter the block.
Classmates and Playing Games
on 30 September.
Otherwise I will be forced.
It will be used in the proof"


[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №54513
 06.10.2011
The lunch break. The admin comes to the head.
Can I go online?
Admin: Do I have to?
Well... I must!
Well go out. Do not go to porn.
I don’t even know how to look for her!
Pause by admin:
We will learn!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54512
 06.10.2011
xxx: I woke up, I walk naked around the apartment with open curtains, I look in the window right in front of the window, the tractor stands with a trailer of garbage, all kinds of leaves are collected) I wear lenses, and there is another person with the tractor
YYY: Well that is good.
xxx: what a good thing
yyy: encouraged the fighters

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №54511
 06.10.2011
I have 3 pairs today.
I woke up early, I could sleep three more hours.
What is standing up? OO
Dad wakes up.
He got out of bed, said get up, and went to work.
The Troll Haylevel Emaye)

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54510
 06.10.2011
Topic on the women's forum: "Married 2 months ago. Every day I try to prepare something interesting. And he still goes to eat with his mom."

So is.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №54509
 06.10.2011
We drink the budget.

We drink the budget. Be careful, this is a dangerous area!
We write the budget according to instructions, within the framework of the law,
We know all the mechanisms and the scheme is familiar.
We drink the budget. Above the wrist is a maneuver.

We drink the budget. We know passwords and pins.
We drink the budget because we are given the pile.
We sew bridges, squares, companies, wells, pipes;
We try to silence, but there are also bodies.
We drink the budget – it rarely goes without victims.

We drink the budget. Cold and furious. All of
We don’t care how we’re printed in "Forbes".
We will not hide and hide - we will open you the maps:
We drink the budget and we are paid for it.

We are paid for that. We do what we can.
Envy us, we are happy with everything we have.
We drink the budget - and we like this job.
For now, the losers! Smoke on the water.

Text-A. Vasilyev, group Splin

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №54508
 06.10.2011
From one forum:
Agent150: I’d like to show you a joke, but I’m afraid it’s a member.
oerbylive: Short and funny?
aaazzz: Long and bearded
Agent150: Stop laughing at my member

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №54507
 06.10.2011
One day, the peelmen called me crazy, and I boiled them in boiling water.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №54506
 06.10.2011
The xxx:
From today's trip to the band.
Duration: 365 days
The product:
1) "Jamm of apricot". Composition: apples, flavor identical to natural "abricos", dye "abricos".
2) "Smile of Strawberry" Composition: apples, flavor identical to natural "malina", dye "malina".

YYYY :
The list can continue:
3) "Pleasure of bread". Composition: apples, flavour identical to natural "quas", dye "quas".
4) "Fertilizer and vegetable oil". Composition: apples, flavor identical to natural "oil", coloring "oil".
5) "Toilet paper" Composition: apples, flavour identical to natural "paper", coloring "paper".
6) "Coffee is soluble". Composition: apples, flavor identical to natural "coffee", coloring "coffee".

I seem to have found the secret of low prices in Lenta...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №54505
 06.10.2011
Features of admin handwriting: even written on paper passwords remain crypto-resistant.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54504
 06.10.2011
mihaelwittmann: Lake Loch Ness, and somewhere I’ve heard that Lake Ness, like Loch Ness, is a lake in Scottish.
osobistmax: in the basement of the club of lovers of tautology was found deadly dead body of a dead man

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54503
 06.10.2011
<Snowlife> found here recently...
" to say hello.
When I was married, I gave my kidney to my wife.
Now we are divorcing, tell me, can I claim my kidney back through the court? Or at least the property? Thank you"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №54502
 06.10.2011
From the elbow to the side with the words: “Don’t choke, shit!”! to
The Rabbit! I am not brave. I am mocking!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №54501
 06.10.2011
XXX: I'm your matiz chewing gum to the road :P

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54500
 06.10.2011
I have not heard any new anecdotes about the wolf in school lately...the boy apparently learned.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №54499
 06.10.2011
Commentary on the video of two cats:

I caught my cat masturbating to this....

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54498
 06.10.2011
I am a terrible monster! The Blood! I want crows!!! to
Is the month delayed?
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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №54497
 06.10.2011
xxx: throwing up!!! I have a shit!
xxx is born
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54496
 06.10.2011
Note to children: a condom thrown into a dad’s pocket distracts parents from stupid questions about school.
Short ©

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №54495
 06.10.2011
5 October 2011. I go on the bus. The interruption. The driver says:
"Next stop on December 5" There is no interruption!

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