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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71128
 06.10.2012
Did you hear Timothy coming?
Let us go?
I don’t have a gun :)
Let’s stock eggs.
Why do you have Timothy eggs? 0 - O

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71127
 06.10.2012
I just saw the apophysis of a man’s lenny. I go home and see my faithful ice soup eaten straight from the pot... not even getting it out of the refrigerator!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №71126
 06.10.2012
The First Law of Cotte:
I woke up by chance – sing!

The second law of Cotte:
Sleep well!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71125
 06.10.2012
At the Madame Forum, two non-moderate girls actively and even somewhat aggressively teach others how and what to do - advice from raising children and the timing of planting to vegetarianism and instructions about smoking in public places, religious and political views, etc.
Girls, if not a secret, who are you working for?
girl No1 and girl No2, hardly a choir: "And what does it matter?" "In the Internet there is anonymity", and so on.
xxx: I did not ask "where", I asked "who". I will explain: I was also previously firmly convinced that I know everything best, understand everything, and have the right to teach everyone, and wondered why my invaluable advice is not listened to, and with me all constantly argue. And then resigned from the job, where I had to listen to 100-150 hungry citizens a day, healed the nerves, and from an angry, psychotic cloudy aunt turned literally into a good fairy. Ta-a-a-ak is out!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71124
 06.10.2012
Commentary on the film "Nazis in the Center of the Earth":
We eat nits understand: How do we find nits? We are hiding – and we are found?! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71123
 06.10.2012
It seems that both education and work are decent, and the apartment and appearance are decent, but personal life does not work.
2: This is the standard Russian trouble - you can't present yourself correctly.
Three :?? to
What is your education standing out, out, put it in the first place. Brush your breasts out first. And when someone behaves against them, here you are, with your intelligence, and drag to yourself in the cave, until you remember.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71122
 06.10.2012
Lermontov could know badly.
You can shorten it briefly,
You can’t read the block.
But there is a limit, brothers.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71121
 06.10.2012
In the dark you are not afraid to walk, but in the light you are afraid.
There are no maniacs in the dark.
Light can be chosen.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71120
 06.10.2012
The bathing house.

Why do most of the names of our compatriots’ developments sound like weapons of the day of judgment?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71119
 06.10.2012
Alice: I am in love.
My mother is my wife my father is my husband!!!I will kiss him! I will bless! Does it exist in our reality?


[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №71118
 06.10.2012
LU: It’s that Tarantino movie where everyone is shooting each other and the grandmother is still there?)
This is any Tarantino movie XDDD

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №71117
 06.10.2012
The Favorite
Who is?
The Juice
And I?
-"I" also the juice...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №71116
 06.10.2012
If your cat has pretended to be dead, it means that today’s crime, which you don’t yet know, is pulling to the tower.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №71115
 06.10.2012
Googling country, someone's recall of vacation

"Now about the tour offices that are located next to the hotel. If you go to the left from the hotel and walk about 150-200 m, then there is a turbine office (left of it is sold pearl, glued from the remains of the production of the real pearl). In this tour of the bureau usually sits a Russian girl Galina or her boss Chong (or whatever). Look at them with reproach, spit at them, greet them from Denis and go back to the hotel.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №71114
 06.10.2012
The archives of the Pope are secret, Columbus has never been disclosed.
What about the rumors in the archive?
zzz: That the Earth is flat, and Columbus died, crashing from the edge.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71113
 06.10.2012
The hell for a photographer: go on vacation to Cuba for three weeks, take a bunch of lenses, a bunch of flashes, a flash, and not take a charge :(

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №71112
 06.10.2012
How small is the line between happiness and misfortune.
I sit on the triple seats in the subway final, the evening of the people are few, opposite the men, obviously after the working week, pressing in the wall, carefully wrapping a cognac, drinking lipton and with great satisfaction on the face, throwing a piece of dark chocolate in the mouth, unfolding the gazata "football". Attracted by such a pleasant moment, not noticeably for himself gets papyrus and smokes, well here mint, sitting not far away, notices this "little paradise" and hurries to break it... such a look of emptiness and disappointment as this man I saw only in the cinema...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №71111
 06.10.2012
Sorry, we can’t get you to work.
Is it because I am a believer?! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71110
 06.10.2012
xxx- I didn't really imagine our first sex with him (((
YYY – What is it?
Imagine we have a romantic dinner at the candles, flowers, tearful film.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I started the music library on the computer.
YYYYYYYYYYYY???? to
Who fucking knew that at the most responsible moment the Imperial Blate March would come!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I didn’t come up with anything more than under the sounds of the march...to start singing and saying, Luke, I’m your father.
I didn’t fuck her, her mother was romantic.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №71109
 06.10.2012
I gather my daughter (D) in the winter morning in the garden
Why is it dark on the street?
Because the sun has not yet risen.
Was he unable to get up?

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