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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103722
 06.10.2014
I call the neighbor’s dog “Pristom,” he laughs specifically at me, “BAF!” WOW!"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №103721
 06.10.2014
of Europe. and Paris. The Louvre. We talk with a comrade about the fact that if you count to 4 in foreign countries, you will hear Russian. The speech.
1.2.3 and 3.4
from far away –
You are your mother, you are your mother, you are your mother!!!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103720
 06.10.2014
xxx: Hi my brother. Listen, I need your help very much. The 1000r. for two days
XXX: I will answer
yyy: As my great-grandmother Ustinya told me, on the basis of anterograde amnesia: "Who are you?!" O_o

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103719
 06.10.2014
I look at the payment bill.
Managing Director – Epatko, Accountant – Jidel...
How can you work with that?!?? to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103718
 06.10.2014
I woke up by the alarm clock...from the window in front of the house!!! He spoke three times.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103717
 06.10.2014
And it will be much easier for us to survive in the Russian Federation than for the outcast Americans.
............
There are very few people there. Yes, all of Oklahoma is one big village :) Plus, most of the United States is even warmer.
But they have a lot more trunks per capita and ten million archer hunters. In the bowl to the bearers!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103716
 06.10.2014
Oh the irony! Yandex shows contextual advertising of perforators on the website задолba!li.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №103715
 06.10.2014
I add to this.
It is ===
I’d rather read about real heroes. Rescue Real People from Real Problems
_____
I work as an operator in the MSC. Every day I see heroes who devoutly save people. And they don’t scream about it in every corner. They think it’s everyday work. Many of the rescued do not even see their faces (closed with a mask). I am proud that there are such people in our country.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103714
 06.10.2014
Not a question. A kilogram of potatoes will cost a kilogram of gold. Your actions?

I start growing potatoes.

by INB4
“You’re in your mind, 2050, a nuclear winter on the street, and he’s going to plant a potato without a hat!
In that case, I stop eating it.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №103713
 06.10.2014
I’ll add a bit of the classic :)
It is ===
I’d rather read about real heroes. Rescue Real People from Real Problems
_____
I am dealing with delivering products to the shops. Work is well paid, but boring to shame. So, if I hadn’t imagined saving the city from starving death every day, I would have been asleep for a long time.
It is ===
From 8 to 10 is a feat.
How to understand?
This means that from 8 to 10 in the morning he has a planned feat. Well, what would you say, Mr. Mayor, about a man who goes to the feat every day, exactly to the service?
I am serving myself, Sugar. Every day at nine in the morning I have to go to my magistrates. I will not say that this is a feat, but there is something heroic in it.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №103712
 06.10.2014
Peter's friends in the toilet had a broken door pen. In fact, there was simply no pen, and instead there was just a square hole in the castle. They kept a spoon in the toilet to insert it into the hole from the inside with the reverse flat end and turn it instead of the pen. Someone gathered in the apartment, someone went to the toilet, and suddenly shouted in silence from the sortir: "Where is the spoon?Those who were there for the first time roasted for a long time.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103711
 06.10.2014
Posts in VK:

Congratulations on the loss of a cousin! This morning. He lived all summer in the country, apparently forgotten the area and confused, did not come from a walk, under the rain will not find traces of his (
Lost on the lighthouse, in the area of the streets of Glass-Crystalline, where nine-story store, fairy tale store, cafe Cosmos. But he could have escaped far away (with a black collar against fleas. If anyone has seen, please let me know. If you find it, we look forward to it at home!

I hope this is about the dog.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103710
 06.10.2014
"New Google technology will notify the careless user of a likely collision with a train"
Google plans to insert sticks into natural selection wheels.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103709
 06.10.2014
This is:

Zadolbayka No. 15479, writing about the "impunity of the weak", your "Crimean hair" with the head gives out your citizenship. And why am I not surprised by your further calls to beat women and drive out pensioners from the bus?


That is, you think that the age (retirement status, gender, etc.) Is that an excuse for shame? You are wrong. If a man in his youth was a foolish fool, then at retirement he becomes simply an old fool, and not a sacred cow, which must be prayed for and protected in every way.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №103708
 06.10.2014
You are at home.
-Aga
Lostly
exp(-((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2/1000) + exp(-((x +4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2/1000) + 0.1exp(-((x +4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2)+0.1exp(-((x -4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2)
O_O

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103707
 06.10.2014
What did you say you survived? No is. Trying to find a normal employee.
— — —
Normal, who’s going to binge with someone like you? Are you worthy of it?
normal - is who will listen to how you and your wife, unable to settle even on the "free cash", live on 25 credits and barely bring the ends to the ends?
You look at yourself. To communicate with someone like you is not to respect yourself.
Respect to Sergei! I immediately understood where and to whom I got.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103706
 06.10.2014
I have a review of the iPhone 6. Not only is it in all parameters twice as low as Samsung, so they can’t even dig, because he, scuco, runs.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103705
 06.10.2014
From the article:
"The Thieves said (in translation to literary)..."

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №103704
 06.10.2014
... the main number of the whole event was announced the performance of a woman who performed the dance of the dervish - a male ritual Muslim dance, consisting of a long rotation in one place. Personally, this spectacle did not capture me, I turned my head from it. Then came the Gypsies. They sang a sad song and as if emphasized that the New Year in this cafe is not a reason for fun.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103703
 06.10.2014
xxx (11:01:27 6/10/2014)
How to say culturally "If this server throw off the naah*y, the benefits will be more"?
yyy (11:02:25 6/10/2014)
The discontinuation of this server will increase the overall performance of the system.

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