XXX: I feel like mint after a short sleep
YYY: And I am a crap!
ZZZ: I am a redhead usually

A couple, meet for a month, a girl [D] invited a guy [P] to a cafe! The dialogue

Do you want to drink coffee or tea with me tomorrow? After the work!
Nikita: Do you want to leave me?
Christina: You are an optimist!
[1:25:34] Nikita : O_O

Sitting somehow in the military dentistry, all as usual, people, burning drills, etc. ...And here out of the office comes a doctor with a mask in his hands...a mask of the WARSTIK!!! The conversation stopped for 20 minutes :)

From the comments in JJ:
We once on Grushinsky accidentally (accidentally) cooked coffee on vodka, not water. Just in the dark, they did not recognize what was so transparent in a plastic bottle.
At first it seems ugly. And then – ah!

Yesterday I lay on my husband sleeping looking, straight like an angel when he sleeps and is silent, I understand how I love him, and he will turn sharply on his side and wrinkle in my lips))) I lie pale... looked up)

I beat him in the side, I say that the goat broke my lips.

Dr. Pepper: And what work do you have there?
Walk and annoy everyone.

On vacation 5 days, revised the "Supernatural" for the night, slept at 1-00, at 6-00 am ghost from FLASH!!!! I was shaken by the router and shouted: "Reboot the router". Throw it up, I answer.

I really want to make a movie "The Perforator" - where an unfathomable maniac-single one by one destroys lovers of dumbing)

Ulmart brilliant collar Ziver-401
Ilf, Rating: 5 out of 5,02.10.2012
Saratov
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I bought it for BDSM games with my wife, I recommend it!

Question from the Boss:

What is the difference between Facebook and a laptop? Facebook is better?

Why did you leave without me? I am insulting, mistrusting, jealous
by Ohrid))

So that the socks do not eat the mole, it is better not to remove them at all. And if you shoot, it is unnoticed and quiet when the moles are asleep.
The popular wisdom of men.

I bought a new thickness under the color of my eyes.
YYY is blue?
No, the red

XHH: The Icra of the Right Foot
YYY: The disaster?

From the news website:

by Tesk:
By the way, the author would not bother to follow the formulations - the phrase should not only sound beautiful, but also make sense.
Mrs. Nikitina, tell us how to understand the phrase "...bought in credit on the company’s own funds"? On loan or on your own?
And a square cubic meter let you dream, forgive gods... And round with it...

By the way, as soon as the prime minister flew home, in Perm was finally officially allowed to snow. Otherwise, it could hinder movement.

I want flour, cream, sugar. I like the bakery, the cook, the plate and the lights. I want to read books that contain recipes".
I think the Linuxs talk like that.

From the commentary to the review of the film "The Cloud Atlas":

For almost three hours, I think, no one even went to the toilet.
When the titles began, the girl from behind stumbled her cavalier with the words: “Now you can eat your popcorn, I almost kissed her.

In the NFSMW, the bridge just did not collapse. That is, I go through the race, the bridge is not loaded in time, and I fall into the river with all the rivals.
XXX: Now I understand what the Bridge of Vontade means.

What about the servers?! to
A pair of pairs, a pair of pairs.
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