Shakherezada said: “Don’t forget that the history of human development is the history of sexual harassment that has been crowned with success.

The acquaintance works as an accountant in the office N. Her job is to conduct all kinds of documents, bills, etc. In the famous 1C.
The office is small, the budget is small, the computers are old.
So it happened that 1C-ka on her PC took the mode of "topping" for a few minutes. You have to work!
The girl realized that even if the "picture" was hanging - the form itself works normally and the data is killed! Well, she filled it using Tab and Enter. Over time, she got stuck in the matter. When the program resurrected...
One day, the director visited the accounting office and was confused by the following scene: a young accountant drinks coffee cups, dropping on a chair, and on the monitor - the 1C form fills itself, is carried out and goes where it needs to be!

People’s Unity Day is the day when the power of billions tells the poor Russians that they are one people.

I go into the room with a girl, she is knocking something behind the compass.
D is fucking. No is! No is! Stand up! The cancellation!
I – what happened?
Damn, I didn’t get into Amigo.

xxx: Today, a person who stood overnight or the type of one in line for a new phone, which in a couple of weeks can be taken with delivery to the office, asked me if it wasn’t worthwhile for me to spend precious time reading articles about the setup and hidden capabilities of Android, because you can take a “normal device” where everything from scratch. I found nothing to answer.

Patented names are:
- Meat-containing product "Led next to meat"
Products containing raw materials "Extrapecia saw the milk pipeline".

here here :
As a professor of philosophy sees the fault of the car, only when the wheel has crashed, the wheel has crashed or does not start - so we only under Gorbachev realized that something was wrong, and only under Yeltsin - that shit.

and lol. Yeltsin himself was a fucker, and to himself, and to those who happened to be nearby.
Z is. We have not forgotten how he begged with tears in his eyes not to drive him out of the CPSU, and the false promise not to carry out reforms at the expense of the people, and to put his head on the rails when prices rise.

The whole essence of our company is obvious: there is always expensive liquid soap, lavender air refresher and expensive dense single-use paper towels in the sorting hall. But every time, every time I want to go in to fuck, there is no toilet paper in the cabins.
In general, employees are divided into three categories: the first check the resources before the start of work (and keep their spare roll of paper in their desk), the second - in the course of the process heroically find a solution using the available funds (seeing that there is no paper, take towels in the hall and scratch their ass with them). Third ones first themselves, and then on the phone ask for resources (paper) from the first.
Does this third help?
XHH: I don’t know how you do – and we don’t refuse to help our bosses.

For some reason I have never encountered an iPhone user singing or insulting his iPhone.

There were two iPhones (both gifts, so I had to use). How they wasted me, to remember disgustingly. When the second, finally, died, I was delighted to buy a good Android smartphone that does everything I need and exactly the way I need it. I will not go back to the iPhone for any carpet.