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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56005
 06.11.2011
The fact that the girl went to the institute does not prevent her from going crazy at the same time. This is what I say to you as an employee of the Faculty of Philology.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №56004
 06.11.2011
A man just addressed with the words:
M: - Well, finally the guy got, 8 times called back, your girls can't explain anything to me...
A: What is the complexity?
They are trying to convince me that I am stupid!
O to??? to
m: -they say that the data of the supplier must be entered in accuracy such as on the site
A: Yes, it really is.
M: Well, at least one reasonable answer heard, thank you very much.
He puts the phone...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №56003
 06.11.2011
Today my grandfather came to me.
YYY : Why?
XXX: I don’t know, he sat and looked at me.
Did he die ten years ago?
XXX is AHA. I am lying down, I think, what would that mean?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56002
 06.11.2011
The xxx:
Where will they take me, if I can not work every day, only after lunch, I have no experience and actually know little and know?)
YYYY :
Free cash :D

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56001
 06.11.2011
I call the laboratory and look forward to the results.

HIV test is negative.
– Foucault
Or not, wait...
Shock, cardiac arrest
Sorry, it is all right, negative.

If I worked on such a job, I would respond like that to everyone, every time.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №56000
 06.11.2011
Svetabarnaul
I have a loved one, and when we go in line, I get rid of his gaze, and my mourning from his touch, and as they say, love makes us bugs.
t0x0t
What is? The baggage? Although you are right in something.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55999
 06.11.2011
From the Handmade Forum:

111 Viazala here takes and completely accidentally came to mind the idea of building mines from the remains.
222 of them!! Such a beauty is called "coaters"!! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55998
 06.11.2011
Sorry I was late, I had some incredible problems.
YYY: Yeah.. "something"what are these?
XXX: Make it yourself

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