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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №72618
 06.11.2012
XXX: I jumped the game of childhood.
xxx: Passed completely and wanted to play in the multiplayer, the key asks
XHH: Digged in the innet found the key, I enter and there gives out "You used the wrong key, for reuse you will be fined $250,000" and below "FBI employees left"
Would you say, LOL?
I concluded: Nuevonahui these games, I barely jumped my heart through the anus.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72617
 06.11.2012
Again the beginning of the month and a lot of work. Wait until the work info is thrown on the FTP...
When will you finally automatize it?
- To automate everything will not work, here everything is bound to the human factor: when they want - then the information to work and drop.
Give them puzzles to get rid of them faster.
Oh, but it would be good to automate :)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №72616
 06.11.2012
The guy was pleased the day. Nurse of the Diagnostic Center. I was prescribed antibiotics intramuscularly (in my ass) after surgery. I cuddle three times a day, for a week. The injections are quite painful, tired.
So, he enters the room in the evening with his support. Breathing, I get up from the bed, without enthusiasm I drop my pants. He lashes (or what they have there) on a glass ampoule with an antibiotic to drink (so that it would be easier to break the tip), then comes to me from the rear, breaks the tip of the ampoule with the characteristic "click" and pronounces a serious polite tone "Good evening...".
I made you laugh, young people.

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