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[ + 106 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22199
 06.11.2009
The length of the male penis is equal to the maximum distance between the tip of the big and index fingers.
Whoever holds 10 seconds away from watching, that niibazzo willy guy.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №22198
 06.11.2009
xxx (13:52:24):
What happened to you, Sasha?
yyy (13:52:24):
I was eating.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №22197
 06.11.2009
Europe and civilization. They already have swine flu, and we have a frog, still a bird, behind the Urals.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №22196
 06.11.2009
I love a girl who is 16 years old, she wrote:
>it’s not an option because my friend is on it)
>and she also writes here that I am cute) that I am interested in talking.)
> still b fucking ) I am 22 ) I have a higher education ))
> I am the crown of evolution :D


[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №22195
 06.11.2009
XXX: You had a special course in the universe "how to take care of others", and you, Scuco, went to all classes!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №22194
 06.11.2009
[in comments to the news that in the play-off the national team of Ukraine will meet with the national team of Greece]

Greece is not France or Portugal.

Greece is not for you France or Portugal, Greece is SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №22193
 06.11.2009
I once celebrated a friend at the dacha.
They drank all the things.
They went to bed... Here a friend was sleepy to fuck up, and the descent to the 1st floor in the country was through the balcony (why so..) now in general he goes out and a little bit did not calculate and turned from the balcony and fell into the tank with water...out.. did what he needed.
He enters the house. And what to do all the clothes wet, so he decided to take off.
I dress up naked and at the same moment I wake up and see a naked man standing in front of me... I am in ah*e.
Oh yeah... you’re gonna do it?
Silent... Silent... So it should be.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №22192
 06.11.2009
Do you believe in the end of the world?
YYYY: Yes
What are you going to do on this terrible day?
YYY: I’ll sit on the balcony, smoke a cigar, drink Jack Daniel’s and watch the world collapse and say, “Hey, poor people.”
XXX: O_O

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №22191
 06.11.2009
I have a penis twice as long as yours.
I am being swallowed to the end.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №22190
 06.11.2009
Now it has become easier to identify the dolphins that lead to everything.
They wear masks.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №22189
 06.11.2009
Agent Provocateur: Certainly, but we’re going to have to ride a man.
Agent Provocateur: Share
Agent Provocateur: Although...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №22188
 06.11.2009
Lectures on Economic Theory.
Well, in the second grade, I’m not going to do anything with you.
The first class = (
The hypocrites.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №22187
 06.11.2009
Authorization Request: Do you want sex? It is possible today!
Divers: UGU, and yesterday was the technology of the future...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №22186
 06.11.2009
Today was my first driving day.)
And how?
The door to the car could not be opened for a long time, the instructor said a good start.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №22185
 06.11.2009
Rika> I can’t even get drunk in my feelings.
Rika> the body does not take
Panter> and
Panter> what is it?
rika> the north of the country ))
The Panter> stop. How down? Where down?
Panter> what is this?
rika> this "lower"... which was originally called "huyace" 4 months went

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №22184
 06.11.2009
The stupid youths! The stupid youths! I have arranged a squat in one office (to the field of relationships does not have any at all) administrator, well I think I am going out now, praying for me will be! And there... there... virtually everyone has Linux... and everyone, shit, is computer literate.
There is one girl there, the secretary, Lena. The Blonde. She has Windows... well, I am already delighted, I approach her with a question about helping something needed and all that... she says, help the chef break, he doesn’t allow the freak to put, says unrepresentedly...
I am sick.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №22183
 06.11.2009
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Havai at the Cross Nolik




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What is the hack?

by user2:
No, it is an attack.

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[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №22182
 06.11.2009
I read a lot at the parties. But the inscription:"Lord, when will my breasts grow?" shocked me.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №22181
 06.11.2009
Masks, masks... I saw a guy in L1, in an anti-gas, quietly chatting on the street. When someone in the mask ticked his finger at him, the guy made the "cow" or "translation" and gently burst through the anti-gas membrane "look at yourself."

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №22180
 06.11.2009
Do not drink from my cup.
Would I become a goat?
Do not drink from my cup, goat.

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