This boy shot a ball on a motorcycle plane. The real. That is, I just played with the boys in the ball and got into a flying motorcycle plane. Not specifically, but without looking into the sky to get into a low-flying target... However, I did not doubt his abilities, yes.
c) Dalnoboi

This is Pepper Comrade!! In the Gazprom wines are inventory!!! to

This morning I watched a picture: near the entrance there is a car on bricks (yes, the same one that grows at night), and on the cap with a balloon: "Happy Birthday!and "

My acquaintance called me shit for the fact that I loved and love to read and I can, if I am enthusiastic, read half books at once. What would you think? The first thing I did was click on Google "Fuck" and... read all the articles

Murderers after death get to Hogwarts

Two news on the rabble, one after the other:
- The bell begins a total struggle with the "writers"
Two journalists attacked in Moscow in 24 hours

After lunch, everyone gets sandwiches. I told a friend who recently got married:
Now you can see that another woman is making your sandwiches. (My mother did it before)
He, contemplatively looking at a very unelegantly assembled butter, breathes:
I actually did it myself...

Flandr: Alcohol is a food product, just everything.
by MdSel:
Super is. Have many people eaten the bride? "he ate ice cream and beat the children and wife" "as a soup, so it was scary to look at him" "there were a few of them, I was immediately scared because they were hired with sausage";

R. A.If Hulka was played by Chuck Norris, then in ordinary life Hulk was a green monster, and in minutes of anger he would turn into Chuck.

sogris>> here the staff calls the head of the user department by phone. Start of. puts the phone and says to the programmer - Andrei, here the user calls, wants you to expand something to him.. or enlarge.. I didn't understand what..

From Wikipedia:
The correct choice of functions and priorities greatly influenced the end result. For example, the following joke of the 1980s is known:
If we consider that the purpose of the car is to ride on the roads, then its main part is the engine. Then the development of the car starts with the engine, and the passengers are placed in the remaining place. If we consider that the purpose of the car is to transport passengers, then the development of the car starts with the cabin, and in the remaining place we place the engine. As a result, in the first case we get the Zaporozhets ZAZ-965 and in the second - the Volkswagen Zhuk.

Why can’t we just be friends???! to

You know Olga! There is always something between you and me!!! And that’s what I put on all night!

XXX: at home I now have 2 comp, 2 wives and 1 server =)
YYY: A two wives is cool. As far as I know, it is illegal in Russia :D

I think many people don’t realize that Diablo 3 –
This is a game for girls - you chase the pieces.
You dream of a wheel. So nice to see it.
Brutal boys who are proud of beautiful things.)

skp: decided to add to the site when registering the check question: "Write the first CIFRUM of the year of your birth", and after this sharply dropped the number of reg on the site
Skp: after looking at the answers the reason became clear - about half of the users wrote in the answer a thousand.

Just heard in the market:
Where is the wheel seller?
He left...

from Habbra (post on programming in childhood):

I had to master basics on the book “PROGRAMMING ON FORTRAN” (!)
(Well, she was the only one in the programming bookstore.)

I wrote to the girl: "I want to see you! I’ve been thinking about you all day!", but I forgot to see who sent you. As a result, the SMS went to my boss. And it would be nothing, but while I was writing the denial, it came from him to me: “I didn’t know... If you want to come... I’m at home now 😉”

Valko
On Saturday with Alenka were on a playground in Ikea.Gleb walked out...And here comes out a boy in a spider-man costume...Children surround him so with interest...and with the scream "Who is the first to fuck Spiderman!!!" the mess begins!! Then came Spiderman.
Atlanta is
Roof – Roof

The person in the status "Please do not follow my advice. I’m tired of scratching, but I can’t do anything with myself:("