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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №151220
 06.11.2018
My mother told me a case from her life (she is a lawyer with me), then with her words:



We just finished the institute, all distributed by places, the first time after the release we gather on the birthday of the group. We sit at her house at the table, drink tea, and talk about who has any interesting incidents in practice, murders, there, theft and the like. And then the culprit of the celebration does not stand and says: "What are you all murder and murder, I am as if not on my birthday, but at the production meeting! Let’s talk about something else, about love, for example.” One of the guests replied, “Oh, surely, oh love! I’ve had a rape here.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №151219
 06.11.2018
Russia's Geography News: From Siberia to the Far East, Buryatia and the Trans-Baikal Territory were expelled!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №151218
 06.11.2018
Upon returning from the shale, I felt a stall in my mouth. Unfortunately, the chewing is over. He entered the first food store and threw it into the box. He was in a hurry, angry. And to me in response:
Good night!
I looked at the saleswoman, looked around, and fell into a completely different world. Probably even red. A beautiful girl stands behind the counter, her eyes are alive. There is no one around, so the revenue is not very much. She does not even have a chair. They are waiting for buyers in a dark room. God knows how long he will wait. I would be crazy in ten minutes. She also wishes me a good evening. To the hasty fool who did not even bother to look at her. But one look — hell, if I were younger and free, I would definitely try to remove this girl. He would postpone all affairs, entertain her with fun conversations until the end of the shift, and then...

But enough of them later. He said to her completely foolishly, but honestly and with feelings:
Girl, you are very beautiful. I’m married, I just say. Good evening!

You would see it bloom!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №151217
 06.11.2018
When you were young, what could you buy for $100?
Ten years, a granddaughter, ten years in prison.

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