A girl reads a note in the subway:
Girl, and who are you?
- Botanic
Well, you can see, but in the profession?

'of personal life would be - a great life would be!

A day before the exam, the father asks:
Q: What do you have tomorrow at the Gay exam?
I: Well yes...
P: For whom?
I am a fucking pedestrian.

Phoenix: Go to sleep?
The manicure :)
Phoenix: Handicraft
PhoeniX: you at "O"
Tagged with: o_o
Phoenix: great))

We need to change the name of a town to Caesars.
The Battle of Kaif...

From Pickup Forum:
Genger: I am angry when a guy begins to ask after sex, whether he liked it or not!
Sibirion: What an interesting and diverse sex life.

From the e-cigarettes forum. Topic "Do you smoke in public places?"

I recently got into the car and smoked. We had this conversation:
You smoked O! Open the window.
For what? Do you smell?
and yes.
What does it smell?
Oh no... let’s see!

Yes is. Previously, the end of the world was anticipated with horror, and now with hope. Only some wait, because all this is unbearable, and others - because the "diploma" will not have to be written.

XXX is free! How does the cursor move forward?
Hi, okay... I’m sitting here.

by Leo Tolstoy 18
Is that the size?
WOW: How did you find out?
This is a fucking address!! to

Announcement in the newspaper: a computer, ram 2 gb, HDD 250 gb, processor Korel 2 doula is sold.

Announcement: I want to meet a girl or I want to sell a bucket

by Kate (23:11:36):
This is an anti-spam bot. Answer the question. How is our planet called?
Sick Boy (23:28:15)
earth
Sick Boy (23:29:25)
earth
Sick Boy (23:30:28):
earth
Sick Boy (23:30:41):
MLA
Sick Boy (23:30:48):
Mars is
Sick Boy (23:30:57):
Mars is
Sick Boy (23:31:12)
Jupiter
Sick Boy (23:31:21):
The fucking earth.
Sick Boy (23:31:31):
The Fool, the Earth
Sick Boy (23:42:59):
earth
Sick Boy (23:43:05)
earth
Sick Boy (23:43:58):
earth
Sick Boy (23:44:37):
Yars
Sick Boy (23:45:51):
Oh, you are in the ass, bot.
by Kate (23:53:47):
is ready. Now you can send me messages.

In Europe, toilet paper is sold with the name "Happy End".

Sasha
Are you blonde?
Milka
not
Sasha
You cut well under it.
Milka
I am not a coward, I am a coward.

Remember, we celebrated at work by the team on March 8, meaning, here the oldest of the women stood up and said toast:
Women are flowers and men are water. So let’s drink to change the water in the flowers more often.
The oldest of the men said, "How much water do not change, the flowers will still hang."

Gluck
And I’ve gotten like pps.

Christine
That did?

Gluck
I wanted to warm up the borst, but I didn't see the bowl, and there was a bowl with a borst, and this was a bowl!!!!!!! to

by Mause:
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Fuck you fucking!! I watch and cook meals in parallel, so they said, "26 billion TV viewers watched the championship in the South," "Where did the extra 20 come from?" Or are these the three UFOs that are flying to us?

and Honduras
I used to wear my grandmother's pants with such strings, everybody envy me.

The guest
Is it in the knees?

<Bowser> I’ve had a distrust of communists since I was a child.
Bowser, when I noticed that in the fairy tale of the chips almost all the good communist vegetables are unflavored, and all the tasty ones are bad bourgeois. I immediately realized that I was beaten up somewhere.