The best burial of love is the ordinary little lie.

and politeness. In 2002, my friend went to Scandinavia with his friends to rest. Arrived there in the car of their friends, Land
The Rover. Because they went to rest in the winter, the tyre on the car was special-shaped. I am not going to go on vacation in Finland.
Further, their journey was across the ocean on a passenger ship to Florida, USA.
The first police officer on American soil stopped them and warned about the mandatory replacement of the rubber. His warning was forgotten before he left. The next officer was an African American. He stopped them and urged them to change the tire at the nearest station. The conversation was in possible English from our side. The car owner’s wife during the conversation was sitting next to the passenger seat and carelessly dropped her husband: “Let you put this Negro in the ass.” Suddenly, the policeman changes his face, gets the forms for fines and writes out the boys a fine of $2,500. For insulting a police officer during execution. There is a microphone and a camera hanging on his uniform. When he was talking to foreigners, his conversation was retransmitted to the area where people who knew languages were sitting. They had to tell him about negotiations between foreigners. It happened this time too. Hearing the translation from the site, where he was sent and with what complaint, the policeman did not restrain himself. The trip to the United States was reduced in degrees and much. The guilty woman no longer wanted anything and did not ask for herself. I don’t know how you, but I have one conclusion from this story – politeness should not be forgotten, dear comrades.

In Egypt, the party "United Egypt" proposed to bury the mummies of the pharaohs.

Sometimes women during an attack of appendicitis confuse pain with menstruation, so they do not consult a doctor.
Guys who had attacks of appendicitis,appreciate.And then know that she has PMS there, figured.

D (20:16:36 4/02/2011)
In your view, what should a woman do? In the shirts or in the pants? What do you like more?
M (20:17:02 4/02/2011)
A woman has to walk.
I like it.

I am only angry, sitting in the toilet, in the guests, reading newspaper anecdotes - to see the bearded from the beard?

Fox_Vodniki

If you think so, it doesn’t mean I said so.

xxx: Once walked around one Ukrainian city and saw a shop of stylish and fashionable clothes "Pidaryuga"
XXX: Symbolizes as... and not ashamed.

Those who joke that Russian tourists can settle the situation in Egypt: these brainless beer barrels (yes, this is 90% of the resting Russians in Egypt) can only, scratching a hairy belly, hammer on the reception.

Haunted: Who to Fuck?
Godron: Toke wanted to come to you, now something is not sure

Who is?Who are all these people who answer the questions of the sociologists?Who are these 52% of the population?

I'm going to fuck all that moves soon.
Do not move the cactus home!! to

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An employee aged 23-28 years is required to conduct the testing of scientific equipment.
* An employee aged 23-28 years is required to conduct the testing of scientific equipment.

Compulsory completion of state higher education. Good sports form. The ability to control your emotions. Restrain your curiosity.

Does this seem suspicious to me? OOO

HHHHHH :
The law on the prohibition of light bulbs with a power of 100 watts is due to the fact that they are difficult to pull out of the mouth

YYYYYY:
Oh, the bear did not pull out, psychhanoul and prohibited

XXX: On the street -40... I’ll go for a bite of beer.