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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138511
 06.02.2017
The conductor syndrome is what scientists have called a professional mental illness that affects railways. The first symptoms - a woman begins to wake the housewives an hour before the alarm, threatening to close the toilet. Then he takes their clothes.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138510
 06.02.2017
Those who cannot cope with themselves are usually taken for others.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №138509
 06.02.2017
In 1980, in the U.S. city of Kennesaw, a law was introduced on the mandatory possession of at least one unit of firearms with ammunition on the house. Three (3) people were killed in 34 years. Two of them with a knife.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №138508
 06.02.2017
So that the skin of your hands does not peel from the cold, take half a lemon, a spoonful of salt, a bottle of tequila and do not go out.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138507
 06.02.2017
I sit on a bench in the park, rolling a wheelchair with a sleeping child. Two people come in, sit next to the bench, get cigarettes. Yes, all the benches are busy, yes, they are allowed to smoke in the park, yes, I can get around them, but how they tired me. Try to say something to them. The fact that you are a crazy mom who is struggling with your child to interfere with normal people's rest is the softest thing you will hear.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №138506
 06.02.2017
>>>Well or fast food American expel, replacing domestic or European.

All American fast food is made in Russia from Russian products and I personally don’t want to exchange it for base cake on expired oil.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138505
 06.02.2017
xxx: I’ve stumbled the royal cappella here, that’s what a fucking pearl.
This moment when you are bombarded with the evolution of birds
This is a bad bird, revolutionize it.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №138504
 06.02.2017
What men dream about:
The colonization of Mars.
Recognition by society as a genius scientist.
The penis is 10 cm larger (regardless of the original size).
A car that never breaks.
To go fashion on women's C-strings swimsuits on the beaches and in the pools.
The human body does not need to sleep.
You can travel anywhere in the world in 20 minutes.
About your house with a pool or a small pond (if with a pond then + sauna / bathroom).
To attract attractive students by crowds to offer sex without commitment.
On the transformation of matter by the force of thought into any form from any material.
About a personal cyborg who will do home cleaning and cooking.
About eternal black socks that don’t go into, don’t get lost, and never smell, no matter how much you wear them.
About a computer game with full immersion (physically) where you have to walk, beat dragons, fuck the princess and drink beer with the goblins.
The gift of accurate prediction of the variable future, but not for more than 1 hour.
About the fact that medieval balls with ice in dresses are back in fashion, rather than modern body shaking under drugs and alcohol.
To eliminate poverty in the world, everyone should have enough work and income.
About climate warming (or at least the absence of wind in winter)
No need to shave all the time.
About fashion on men's pissuars in every sort.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №138503
 06.02.2017
3 months ago came SMS from the "massage salon": 50 most beautiful massage women in the salon...
Yesterday came SMS from them: 30 of the most beautiful massage...
Where are the other 20?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138502
 06.02.2017
Tagged_goon

>>> We once drove in a trolleybus, and behind was another, <<<

You have to joke about trains, don’t know.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138501
 06.02.2017
xxx: We were once on a trolley bus, and there was another behind, and I asked "How do you think he will overtake us?". Julia thought seriously.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №138500
 06.02.2017
Kay: The problem is that this website was written by the inventor of the oak. Or not – a man who wanted to invent a dummy, and instead got a website. But the site works even more efficiently than the dim.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №138499
 06.02.2017
Nature has no bad weather.
Every weather is grace.
You need to drink not only water.
I need to take a little.
I need to take a little.

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