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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №1527
 06.02.2008
Dmitry: the guitarist somehow sounds uncertain
Triss: He’s basist, but we play solo guitar.
Triss: I am a vocalist, but I play bass.
Triss: and our drummer is a great solo guitarist, but no one can replace him

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №1526
 06.02.2008
(I work in the New York office of the English Corporation)
Clients from Boston write about the update:
Pillowing the landlord. Crying to you, etc.
I call the sapport in England, the manager takes the tube:
– Sapport, Mikhailic speaking...
– It’s that, Mikhailic... because of your homosynthesis all the appliances go...
PPC...
The Hindu two generally called Sifon and Beard, they are already even referred to.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №1525
 06.02.2008
Barmary (15:17:34 1/02/2008)
In the meantime, our accountant purchased handicrafts from the Bayconur company, and every month she sent them a list of all the necessary items by fax. And here is Monday morning, all the angry and wretched, and from the reception room a vivid shout of the accountants:
Is this Baikonur? I will start!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №1524
 06.02.2008
MTX: geynjcdbnxth is generally an official program!
MTX: Point Switch

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №1523
 06.02.2008
Hi, I have a wife at week 18.
And I am in the 12th, and you expect a boy or a girl?
1: The boy
2 Why?
I want a radio-controlled helicopter.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №1522
 06.02.2008
Letter from Director

Dear Eugene! You are deprived of your monthly salary. It was foolish to hang a paper destroyer on the wall and stick the label "For letters". The accountancy lost very important documents... In the event of another incident I will be forced to dismiss.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1521
 06.02.2008
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I can no longer listen to your thunderstorm, a huge monster in strings, as much as you can scare, I am ready to break you in pieces and burn you like Jeanne Darke, chats... It is stupid!!! to
Yyy: I went to Mogazinko and bought Tuffilko.
I’m going to kill myself...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1520
 06.02.2008
Eduard Limonov: “Russia needs a new national project – the transfer of the country’s capital to Omsk. If the capital of Russia is in Siberia, it will be protected from all sides.

-Limonoff is precisely the dialectical dalpyop. It's like coming to the surgeons and saying - I thought that the head is a dangerous place for the brain - carry me the mosquito better in the ass - there nothing terrible will happen to him...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1519
 06.02.2008
He is. She is. The night.

Is it a condom?
He said, “Let’s go for now?
She: How will we call it?
He said: I am careful.
She said, “What a good name.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1518
 06.02.2008
The Red
On Friday, the exam in Gaia should be prepared!
by Ar4!
Wow, look at it honestly!
The Red
That is in my interest!
by Ar4!
It is not in the interests of society.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №1517
 06.02.2008
It is funny to you, but when, in principle, a healthy person comes to the military committee, he says I want to serve, and everyone looks at him so suspiciously from doctors to the chief of the military committee, give a postponement for six months and then the agenda is not sent and not allowed to enter the building.
I am a fucking loser. I could not even go to the army.)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1516
 06.02.2008
Kiwi
Do you have sausages when you eat peelings?

Loki
I have a sausage when I wake up.

Kiwi
and constantly?

Loki
Not until I write.

Loki
I haven’t been on the pitch for a long time now.)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1515
 06.02.2008
Lenore: I wonder what I’ll get first, a stomach ulcer or a damned chitosan?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1514
 06.02.2008
Fuck)) could you have imagined before that when there is 50GB left, you think that the space on the screw ends))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1513
 06.02.2008
Foot strikes on animals are used for self-defense (primarily from dogs), as well as for the purpose of killing cockroaches and other small animals. In the latter case, the shoe shoe is applied vertically down (the roof on the floor), horizontally (on the wall), and extremely rarely vertically up (the ceiling), in this case the shoe from the foot is removed and applied by the hands.
c) The Wikipedia

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1512
 06.02.2008
23: mmmm...... monster oooo...
23: take it to the camera. there will be a film on the camera, taken to the camera.
The weather is warm: great. And if someone shoots me on the camera that I shoot a film on the camera shot on the camera will not put me in the camera?
I have to do it ? ? ?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №1511
 06.02.2008
File on local exchanger: driver hz to what.rar

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