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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №124063
 06.02.2016
Have you ever been in a seat?

ALA: It was in the seat, I did not like it. When you are on the big, he does not cross from foot to foot, does not breathe hard and does not walk on the sidewalk, that you have to keep balance every second. I am more on bicycles. And the horse loves to feed carrots and apples, and they are beautiful!!!! to

And I love them more in the baseball. Sorry to. No bikes at all.

Are the roofs rough?

Andrei: We are out of the bearings.

[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124062
 06.02.2016
From reviews to condoms on Aliexpress:
Ordered on November 11, placed on December 30 in the box. The child was born ".

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124061
 06.02.2016
xxx: Very smiling phrase: “I took a tough step, forcing a whole group of employees to use Android smartphones instead of iPhone.”
Worse than 10 years of Gulag.

[ + 37 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124060
 06.02.2016
xxx: I know your English fucking, the cat and the teeth are not in order to put, and the tooth is a tooth.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №124059
 06.02.2016
Freedom Angela Davis, freedom to Julian Assange.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124058
 06.02.2016
I was delighted with the new manager.) The guy after the universe is all of himself so clever (from under the gentri came on the mud), and himself is dumb like an oak. Not that he is not educated, but just stupid.
In an explanatory for the reason of the marriage on the CNC site wrote: "Halatna PISK programs!"
They rolled under the table all the department)) Especially those who do "pics"!)) We now ask them:
How are you on the fridge?
I haven’t put them yet! :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №124057
 06.02.2016
The battle:

Which has been a year for the Hector "and yes" I want to give "and in the mouth"...

But... why, in fact, the Houthis? I too in polemics can sometimes say “yes” and “yes”, and I even have grandparents and grandparents all born in the city.
And IMHO, constantly looking for a reason to give somebody a mouth", somehow not a comilfo.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №124056
 06.02.2016
by Roman Kutuzov:

Sometimes I go to my Twitter account for a joke, which I started but never used. There is a life that I do not understand: he himself makes tweets, retweets, friendships. I want to ask, guys, am I not bothering you?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №124055
 06.02.2016
Reviews for July:

Review of the model: green peanut "Don Green", canned, the highest variety, volume 425 ml (GOST R 54050-2010)
Experience of Use: Recently
Benefits: Cheaper than a video card
Disadvantages: Does not perform video card functions
General impressions: Karoch I wanted to buy a video card, such that witch 3 without brakes went and in the betman to play could be.I looked at means prices, scared, fell into depression. And here I saw this! Green peas proved to be a salvation for me and my nervous system. After 12 pots I could not leave the house for so long (for understandable reasons) that the sadness on the video card seemed so silly that it is not worth thinking about it. I recommend it to everyone, but not less than 12 bottles at a time.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №124054
 06.02.2016
You go here all of the meat and think that dohuya is intelligent, and the cockroaches themselves live in the head and form a personality (c)TO420

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №124053
 06.02.2016
Supplement to Nobility Trolling (or Fairy Dumbness) 19512
To horror borrowed people who are not ready to take responsibility for their actions. Especially young breeders who pay alimony to the trailer. For some reason, they regularly sit on my ears on the subject, what a bad ex, requires money for a child, and now to earn how hard.
The Dear! What did you think when you cut your sauce? Yes, women are different. But you didn’t sleep with her on your first date, right? Did you know you need to be protected? Did you know that there are children from sex?
Did you not see that she wasn’t going to live with you? By the way, this is a separate topic. Children should be given after the wedding. And yes, when you know exactly that you both want it. To marry a woman who fled from you is pretty stupid. But you don’t think about it, of course. You just swallow the sausage, and then say, “Ups, an unexpected.” One thing is unclear: what are you complaining about now? Yes, you don’t need food for FIG. When choosing a husband, I will choose one who doesn’t have a trailer – I don’t want to pay someone else’s child. Yes, you are now difficult, and your former goat. Where did you look before?
and etc.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №124052
 06.02.2016
The kids are so funny.)
The daughter is pleased that she reached her right ear with her right hand and threw her through her neck. I advised her to bite myself for the elbow - I sit, I enjoy the most interesting show=)))
You are sadistic :(
Alcatel: I'll grow up - I'll tell you that you can put a light bulb in your mouth
Tagged with: facepalm

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №124051
 06.02.2016
Another blocking of websites.
Why not block the internet right away?
BBB: Everything has its time, everything has its time.
......
zzz: - What I love about such discussions is the opportunity to get to know a couple of new pirate sites. You can see where content is better.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №124050
 06.02.2016
I dropped the needle, I’ll look for it tomorrow.
I: You will forget tomorrow.
I remember it for a week.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №124049
 06.02.2016
Advertising genius, their mother.
"Soon warming, short hair loss"
And on the banner are depicted male hairy legs!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №124048
 06.02.2016
here here :

Here and become all for women so stunning outwardly or at least charismatically that they only for the sake of sex with you and clothes scattered and purchased watches.

Take the example of Sandy. The clock that his wife gave him.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №124047
 06.02.2016
Half of sleep:
Put a bottle...
I am :
Two and a half liters?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №124046
 06.02.2016
The 27-year-old Italian actor Raphael Schumacher fell into a coma during the show Mirages. Someone moved the box on which Schumacher stood in the hanging scene, the loop on his neck turned out to be real. On Thursday, February 4, doctors conducted a six-hour procedure to confirm Schumacher's brain death.

Bloody_icon: It's not a profession, just they were attacked by the disease: (link to the news "The former head of the Formula 1 team "Ferrari" told about the state of health of the legendary driver Michael Schumacher. He said he had nothing to please fans")

Congregatio: It feels like some Schumacher is being hunted by the T-1000...

[ + 18 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124045
 06.02.2016
(from the corporate chat)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
yyy: Sometimes it seems to me that if I'm going to stand dumb at the Winter Palace in Peter, then I'll be able to catch up in the Novosibirsk office))
xxx: AGA - the men so in the 17th stood - the whole country was cut off

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №124044
 06.02.2016
It was a dream and you split.

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