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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №155794
 06.02.2021
I was in kindergarten at the time, rural. We were taken out for a walk, well, as it was supposed at the time, after some joint games, the educators hit us with a screw, and our whole squad was divided into groups. I and two of my friends found a pit full of water and little frogs. My friends, it quickly became boring to contemplate this beauty, well, and I did not, and I and the frogs, not playing for a long time, took, as I then seemed, the most grandiose decision, to give them to my most beloved and beautiful educator, aunt Natasha. I put them in both pockets, approached the quietly sitting girl who read the book and said, "This is a gift from me to you, I put them under her nose. What was my surprise, when she whispered like a steam car jumped away from me, and the children, frightened by her whisper, stumbling, began to go whoever. It was, my first, unlucky experience, a suggestion to a girl, but aunt Natasha, she was the best one, who at first asked them all back, where I got them, then led me to wash my hands, and gave advice that girls, not everyone likes frogs, but flowers like everyone.

What do you think? I knew where the most beautiful roses grow. And then I was searching for the whole workforce of the kindergarten for an hour. And they found, on the advice of somebody, a kilometer from the garden, behind the management house, roaring flowers. I didn’t quite understand why Natasha cried so much, I guess the flowers liked it.

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155793
 06.02.2021
Whoever lives in a community, does not watch porn.

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155792
 06.02.2021
In one of the provinces of Sudan, a teacher decided to motivate her students to study well and decided to give the winner a new shoe as a gift.
The kids liked the idea. Everyone started writing in anticipation of getting a prize.
Within half an hour, all the students finished their work and began to submit them. After reading all the works, the teacher was wondering who to give the gift.
And yet she decided to draw the draw among her guardians and asked everyone to write their name on paper. Each child, fulfilling the teacher's request, threw a paper in a box.
Mixing all the papers, the teacher named the name of the "lucky man" - Wafa Abdelkarim!! All the boys grabbed the crying Vafa and began to sincerely congratulate her.
The girl deserved this gift. She barely spent days in her old broken shoes. But that did not prevent her from being among the most successful students in school.
The teacher returned home and, sitting with her husband, told the story in tears.
The husband was very pleased and pleased with his wife’s deed. But he did not understand why his wife was so stunned by this story.
Because the girl was really good at school and in the class she was the only one who didn’t have good shoes.
The wife’s response struck and even made the man cry!
The truth is that when she looked at the other papers in the name box, absolutely all the papers had the name "Wafaa Abdelkarim!"
The children knew her condition and, despite their need, decided to give up this gift in favor of their classmate.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №155791
 06.02.2021
It is said that employees of budget organizations are prohibited from going to the rallies of the opposition: they are depressed, threatened with dismissal.
- The rumor is full, I and all my colleagues regularly go to rallies, we are then praised and awarded prizes!
Where are you working?
In the Omnis.

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