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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №157589
 06.02.2022
Xxx: Don’t give up. My wife and I have been sitting at home for the second week. No one in the apartment was infected. Personally, I even tried to get fucked sexually. It doesn’t take and it’s all there.



Yyy: Maybe you have a special immunity, for accurate results you need others to try too, it’s for the sake of science.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №157588
 06.02.2022
Feminism is a struggle for women’s rights and men’s responsibilities.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №157587
 06.02.2022
I had a kidney colic attack. This is when the stone is tired of sitting in the kidney, and it with battles breaks through the urethra out. The pain of hell. Whoever survived, can then sin in vain, still hell boilers and hot pots of new sensations will not add.

No pills from this attack help. An emergency or a hot bath. In boiling water, the ureter expands, the stone moves to the next plateau and gives a short rest.

We rented the apartment and the bathroom was unusual. very small. It was possible to submerge only the fifth point, and the kidney area is not. Apparently, the former tenants destroyed the native bathroom and put it in exchange for something cheaper. And the managing company does not care, according to the receipt, the bath is white with red spots one and in nature also one, everything coincides.

Nothing to do, I call the neighbors, Pasha and Mash. Do you have a normal depth bath? Can I fall? Not a question. She is home alone, her husband at work. I picked up the boil, boiled, it became easier. I went home and called an ambulance. Pacha then returned and went with me for moral support.

We sit and wait for the car, and suddenly Pasha begins to laugh.
You are what? I ask.
“Yes, I’ve imagined how tomorrow I’ll tell the men at work: I’m coming home, my wife is in a cloth and the naked neighbor in the bathroom is wrapping. I didn’t even touch the neighbor with my finger. Absolute truth, but what will they think of me?
Don’t tell me you didn’t touch my finger. Say that the neighbor then sucked blood and went to the hospital. Absolute truth too.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №157586
 06.02.2022
Orwell wanted to write a warning and wrote a method.

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