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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14946
 06.03.2009
I put yesterday in my mom's washing machine jeans, and on them on the label the inscription:"wipe back"
I show my mom, and she says:"what is not clear here.It is written, before washing, turn out";

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14945
 06.03.2009
In my office they play cards...passes. The mechanic beats the driver, the engineer beats the mechanic. Gender is a cozy map.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14944
 06.03.2009
Oh you... with your ears in your ears, it’s so hard to hit the wall.
I can hear the brain swirling... there... inside.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14943
 06.03.2009
On the website fifaleague.ru news.
Arshavin and Nasri together
The gesture. Kill those who write such news.
Arshavin, Nasri in Arsenal.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №14942
 06.03.2009
I sit in the toilet, next to the cat on the pot, I lick it and say:
How is it, my broken friend?
Dad from the room:
Are you who you are talking to?
O_O

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14941
 06.03.2009
50223 (saved 2009-03-04 at 01:45)
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This small program captures the voice from the microphone and modules it LIVE!!Additional votes are attached (patches)
The commentary:
The program struck me! Switched to a dog laugh and gave his wife a microphone, a few words to say! You understand the reaction!!! to
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Go to the studio!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14940
 06.03.2009
I saw a guy with a CD player in the bus today. It is old! 😉

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